PkmnGreen Appreciation Blog
by, 22nd May 2013 at 06:16 AM (254 Views)
You there! Yes, you! I'm here today to showcase one of the cool people here on Bulbagarden. His name is PkmnGreen (who the fuck is @Oswin; never heard of him) and for the uninformed he's REALLY FUCKING AWESOME. :0 It's true! And I'll show you!
Now, it's time for the main event. Take a look at this beefcake!
I really should have put a trigger warning on that image, sorry to anyone who got a heart attack!
But I can't just judge him on his devilishly handsome good looks alone! He's an incredible individual, talented and able to enrich the lives of all he meets.
Reasons to like Frankie:
-He's really sweet
-He's super gay (not that there's anything wrong with that you homophobe)
-He is a video game pro
-His hands are always clean
-He's British and says things funny
-He capitalizes the names of animals
Reasons not to like Frankie:
That's a pretty fucking concise analysis right there, isn't it? There's no denying it; PkmnGreen is objectively the greatest person on Bulbagarden (and perhaps the world).
You thought I'd let you go without a haiku? You're fucking wrong.
"gay gay gay gay gay
gay gay gay gay gay gay gay
gay gay gay gay gay"
"Frankie's goal in life
Golden Nuggets drenched in milk
noble raison d'être"
10/10 poem right there, fuckers. So I think we've all learned an important lesson here, about who the fairest of them all really is! If you haven't been paying attention this whole blog, it's PkmnGreen. So go send him love and kindness and Golden Nuggets because gosh darn it to heck if he doesn't deserve them!
call me frankie ;)
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