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PkmnGreen Appreciation Blog

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by , 22nd May 2013 at 06:16 AM (265 Views)
You there! Yes, you! I'm here today to showcase one of the cool people here on Bulbagarden. His name is PkmnGreen (who the fuck is @Oswin; never heard of him) and for the uninformed he's REALLY FUCKING AWESOME. :0 It's true! And I'll show you!

Now, it's time for the main event. Take a look at this beefcake!



I really should have put a trigger warning on that image, sorry to anyone who got a heart attack!

But I can't just judge him on his devilishly handsome good looks alone! He's an incredible individual, talented and able to enrich the lives of all he meets.

Reasons to like Frankie:
-He's really sweet
-He's super gay (not that there's anything wrong with that you homophobe)
-He is a video game pro
-His hands are always clean
-He's British and says things funny
-He capitalizes the names of animals
-Yeah

Reasons not to like Frankie:
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That's a pretty fucking concise analysis right there, isn't it? There's no denying it; PkmnGreen is objectively the greatest person on Bulbagarden (and perhaps the world).

You thought I'd let you go without a haiku? You're fucking wrong.

"gay gay gay gay gay
gay gay gay gay gay gay gay
gay gay gay gay gay"


"Frankie's goal in life
Golden Nuggets drenched in milk
noble raison d'être"

10/10 poem right there, fuckers. So I think we've all learned an important lesson here, about who the fairest of them all really is! If you haven't been paying attention this whole blog, it's PkmnGreen. So go send him love and kindness and Golden Nuggets because gosh darn it to heck if he doesn't deserve them!

call me frankie ;)
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  1. Froakie's Avatar
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    PkmnGreen is objectively the greatest person on Bulbagarden (and perhaps the world).
    Croag is one of the best
    Zima, Oswin and CrackFox like this.
  2. CrackFox's Avatar
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    It's true. His hands are always clean.
  3. Zima's Avatar
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    I never get appreciation posts... Oh well... Other people are so much better than me anyway. XD
  4. Oswin's Avatar
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    Joel i'm not gay, people are different, ACCEPT THAT.

    Also thank you for the blog I didn't think you'd actually do this, you are very kind thank you

    And yes I take hand hygiene very seriously, it's not a laughing matter :I
  5. CrackFox's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Oswin
    Joel i'm not gay, people are different, ACCEPT THAT.

    Also thank you for the blog I didn't think you'd actually do this, you are very kind thank you

    And yes I take hand hygiene very seriously, it's not a laughing matter :I
    You forgot the 'look mate'

    Teehee
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  6. Froakie's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Oswin
    Joel i'm not gay, people are different, ACCEPT THAT.

    Also thank you for the blog I didn't think you'd actually do this, you are very kind thank you

    And yes I take hand hygiene very seriously, it's not a laughing matter :I
    Look mate, you won't go far in life with that attitude
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