This is a blog about Croag
by, 10th April 2013 at 08:05 AM (399 Views)
On this website called Bulbagarden there is a very special member called Croag (really she's called @Froakie; but in our hearts she will always be Croag).
To start, let's take a glimpse at her exquisite visage.
Just look at her! What a champ!
Now that I've got all your attention with that piece of eye candy, let's dive a little deeper into what makes Croag really special.
-She's British and that's super cool
-She can sing better than you
-She's super gay (except for frankie but we don't talk about that)
-She loves frog Pokemon
-She's sweeter than overly sweetened iced tea that stops tasting like tea and just tastes like sugar
-She says "pls" and ":I" a lot
-She also likes cats
If you aren't utterly convinced that she's amazing, shame on you! If you aren't, I'm just going to pretend you don't exist because my head is starting to hurt just thinking about you.
And to conclude this blog: I present to you all a poem.
"Croag, my heart's aflame
you're the fairest of them all
it's a shame you're gay"
In conclusion, Croag is one of the best (if not the best) members to ever grace the internet halls of this fine institution, and if you're not friends with her already, you should be. I hope you all found this blog enlightening in some way, and more importantly, I hope you enjoyed it! Because I sure did! *wonk*
luv u bb gurl :)
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