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This is a blog about Croag

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by , 10th April 2013 at 08:05 AM (350 Views)
On this website called Bulbagarden there is a very special member called Croag (really she's called @Froakie; but in our hearts she will always be Croag).

To start, let's take a glimpse at her exquisite visage.



Just look at her! What a champ!

Now that I've got all your attention with that piece of eye candy, let's dive a little deeper into what makes Croag really special.

-She's British and that's super cool
-She can sing better than you
-She's super gay (except for frankie but we don't talk about that)
-She loves frog Pokemon
-She's sweeter than overly sweetened iced tea that stops tasting like tea and just tastes like sugar
-She says "pls" and ":I" a lot
-She also likes cats
-Yeah

If you aren't utterly convinced that she's amazing, shame on you! If you aren't, I'm just going to pretend you don't exist because my head is starting to hurt just thinking about you.

And to conclude this blog: I present to you all a poem.

"Croag, my heart's aflame
you're the fairest of them all
it's a shame you're gay"

In conclusion, Croag is one of the best (if not the best) members to ever grace the internet halls of this fine institution, and if you're not friends with her already, you should be. I hope you all found this blog enlightening in some way, and more importantly, I hope you enjoyed it! Because I sure did! *wonk*

luv u bb gurl :)
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  1. garrison-san's Avatar
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    jda95, pls.
  2. Kaori's Avatar
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    I am disappointed by the fact that "she knows how to make tea properly" is missing from the list.
  3. Oswin's Avatar
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    Where is my "PkmnGreen is amazing" blog? >:I
    Kaori likes this.
  4. Kaori's Avatar
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    I think he should have to make one of these for all staffers now, personally.
    Shiny Celebi and Paperhorse like this.
  5. jda95's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kaori
    I think he should have to make one of these for all staffers now, personally.
    Do you have any idea how long it took me to draw that masterpiece? Don't be ignorant, Kaori.
  6. Froakie's Avatar
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    ilu joel
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  7. Kaori's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by jda95
    Do you have any idea how long it took me to draw that masterpiece? Don't be ignorant, Kaori.
    NO, DO IT

    PLS JOELBBY
  8. Zexy's Avatar
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    LOL, can I bandwagon it for other people?
  9. CrackFox's Avatar
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    "Croag, my heart's aflame
    you're the fairest of them all
    it's a shame you're gay"
    Beautiful words for such a young soul. BTW i'm still waiting on that poem you said you'd write me for my birthday. Emily may be cool, but you suck >:I
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  10. Kaori's Avatar
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    LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE, JOEL.
  11. jda95's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by CrackFox
    Beautiful words for such a young soul. BTW i'm still waiting on that poem you said you'd write me for my birthday. Emily may be cool, but you suck >:I
    "Hayley, you're a star
    and although I love you much
    you can't say I suck"
    CrackFox likes this.

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