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This Is Kinda Disturbing

The Booty Warrior — Sat, 02 Mar 2013 02:36:59 GMT

For some reason, my email account (that I use for school) keeps getting sent these creepy ads for a dating site that lets me have sex with married women.

@_@

This Is Bad D:

The Booty Warrior — Thu, 14 Feb 2013 18:20:18 GMT

I'm only able to fall asleep at, like, six in the morning, which means I keep waking up at one in the afternoon.

Any suggestions on what I could to remedy this?

Interesting Article I Just Read

The Booty Warrior — Thu, 14 Feb 2013 04:25:13 GMT

http://www.investingchannel.com/article/169667/Guest-Post-Show-This-To-Anyone-That-Believes-That-Things-Are-Getting-Better-In-America#.URxjjKVthWI

Okaaaaaayyy...

The Booty Warrior — Mon, 04 Feb 2013 20:10:15 GMT

Well, some more weird stuff, and this time it's cat-related again.

So, I was on my way to one of my grandmas' house, and along the way, I found a stray cat. I felt especially bad for this one, 'cause it had one of its legs amputated.

So when I delivered some goods to grandma, I asked her to put some food in a dish. She gave me some noodles and chicken. On the way back, I put some noodles out on a bounty tissue I took from her house for the cat. When I got home and told my mom and sister, they acted like I did something retarded.

Why do they act like that whenever I do something nice for stray animals?

I Think I'm Taking After System Error

The Booty Warrior — Mon, 28 Jan 2013 14:09:59 GMT

'Cause I've been gradually losing the ability to sleep.

Didn't get any winks at all last night. Hopefully, we can do something about it in time for school.

BREAKING NEWS

The Booty Warrior — Thu, 24 Jan 2013 23:29:21 GMT

THIS JUST IN:

MUK IS A RAPPER:

Been Thinking About This

The Booty Warrior — Tue, 08 Jan 2013 06:56:08 GMT

So, on Christmas, I went for a walk around the neighborhood, looking for a stray cat that hangs out in the area. I found him, went home, and decided to get him a Christmas present.

I got a piece of my mom's fruitcake and took it to him and left it out for him to go eat. He looked so cute eating it, too, the way he kept trying to prevent it from slide off of the napkin and onto the ground.

Do you think karma might reward me someday for that little deed?

Is It Just Me

The Booty Warrior — Mon, 03 Dec 2012 14:35:39 GMT

Or does anyone else think John Mayer songs fit surprisingly well with playing Gold/Heartgold and Silver/Soulsilver?

IDIDITIDIDITIDIT

The Booty Warrior — Mon, 19 Nov 2012 00:50:09 GMT

GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS

I DID IT

I RAN UP A WALL

Granted, it wasn't too drastic, but still, I RAN UP A WALL

I went for a long walk around town until I came across this relatively small brick wall. It must have been around seven-eight feet tall.

So I took a quick step towards it, put my foot against the wall and kicked up.

AND I WENT UP

I managed to grab the top of the wall and hoist myself up a bit before letting go.

God, that was awesome. Always a great feeling when you accomplish something like that.

Hey Guys

The Booty Warrior — Thu, 01 Nov 2012 22:01:28 GMT

I know I haven't blogged in awhile. Been busy.

Anyways, I was playing Pokemon Stadium 2 last night and I went to the Chansey minigame. Remember the one where you have to catch all the falling eggs?

It's actually a waste of time. And an extension of how sick the Pokemon Center staff are, such as Nurse Joy saying "We hope to see you again!" when she fixes up your Pokemon.

You're supposed to catch the eggs so they don't fall into the water. But...the winner dumps all their eggs into the water anyway? So, what was the point?

Also, you have to avoid the Voltorbs and let them fall into the water so the eggs aren't hurt. Except, the winner dumps the eggs into the water anyway, where there's now plenty of Voltorbs to zap 'em if the fall doesn't kill 'em.

...MY GOD

Regarding A Certain Question I Asked On Skype...

The Booty Warrior — Sat, 30 Jun 2012 17:25:50 GMT

Here is my explanation:

[1:23:04 PM] TheMissingno.: [1:21 PM] Kiran:

<<< Nah, I'm quite fine. Seeing as how we live in a world where Rule 34 is one of the norms on the internet, I assumed it wasn't too much of a stretch of the imagination.— Kiran, Today 1:21 PM

Not Even MLP Is Safe From the Wu

The Booty Warrior — Thu, 28 Jun 2012 01:59:00 GMT

I could totally go Brony just over this:

Man, I was afraid of this

The Booty Warrior — Tue, 29 May 2012 20:34:28 GMT

Well, we checked under the bed's mattress, and found...

...
...

A bigass bunch of bugs living underneath. Now, not only is my room being sprayed top to bottom with insecticide, they'll be throwing out my bed.

Once again, I'll be having a room I can't sleep in, thus being forced to share a bed with my brother once more. Ah, well. It was a good two years, while it lasted.

Well, ain't this something

The Booty Warrior — Tue, 29 May 2012 06:57:20 GMT

Apparently, I share my room not only with a couple of rats, but also a bunch of bugs sleeping in my bed. One big happy family, it seems.

Now I just hope they aren't going to dig their way under my flesh.

So I was walking around town before my next class this Friday...

The Booty Warrior — Sat, 12 May 2012 07:30:15 GMT

And I heard someone blasting Nas' single "The Don" full volume in the streets.

LONG LIVE NASIR JONES, GOD'S SON