Nothing can stay unchanged

So I saw SaturnYoshi's blog, and decided to try it out. Twas an interesting conversation.

User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: What's up?

Cleverbot: Nothing.

User: How's life?

Cleverbot: Boring.

User: Aw, thats too bad.

Cleverbot: I know! So how are you?

User: Me? I'm good. Well, actually, I'm having some problems with my apartment. We may be kicked out.

Cleverbot: Yeah sure, hit me with it.

User: Hit you with what?

Cleverbot: Your question.

User: Oh. Well, I'm not really asking you anything. But what would you do in this situation?

Cleverbot: You told me that you were great...

User: What the heck are you talking about?

Cleverbot: You are saying I'm bringing out the worst in you.

User: What? No I'm not! Don't go getting emotional on me you bot!

Cleverbot: But everyone tells me I'm good for nothing.

User: Wow, you remind me of my friend. She gets emotional easy.

Cleverbot: But, I am Ben.

User: Ben 10?

Cleverbot: I always thought Gwen was kind of hot.

User: Huh, really? Speaking of hot, my favourite alien is Heatblast. What's yours?

Cleverbot: No.

User: No..?

Cleverbot: Yes. No.

User: But why not?

Cleverbot: Because some of them, much like humans, do not have appealing characters.

User: Aw, really? But they are all essentially Ben, aren't they?

Cleverbot: No. I don't think them stupid, I just don't really like them. I like soccer though.

User: Ah, soccer. I'm fond of playing it, but I'm not really that good.

Cleverbot: Let me hear you try.

User: How are you going to hear me try and play soccer?

Cleverbot: With style petite, with style.

User: Ahan... Well... You do that.

Cleverbot: Cool, well if I do that, what are you going to do?

User: Me? I might play some Pokémon Platinum.

Cleverbot: Thats two games, not one.

User: No, no.. Its one. The game's name is 'Pokémon Platinum'.

Cleverbot: I am always typing like I talk, so it is you program that is in the wrong here.

User: Ah, look, its some stalking to you but now you are using the same thing to talk to me... Clever.

Cleverbot: That's true I guess.

User: Yeah, I know it all.

Cleverbot: You can't know everything.

User: Says so.

Cleverbot: Says me.

User: Boo you.

Cleverbot: No boo you.

User: Yeah, yeah...

Cleverbot: What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?

User: Dead?

Cleverbot: Close, but the answer is Doug *cue laughter*.

User: Do you like Pokémon?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Which one is your favourite?

Cleverbot: Zork nemesis? Whic is yours?

User: Thats not a Pokémon. Mine's Charizard.

Cleverbot: Are you sure you want to hear a poem?

User: No, I don't.

Cleverbot: I don't believe you.

User: Well, then you're an idiot.

Cleverbot: That's true.

User: Indeed it is. I will now proceed to spam you.

Cleverbot: Don't do that. You might hurt someone.

User: :P.

Cleverbot: What?

User: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA.

Cleverbot: Noob.

User: LOLZ.

Cleverbot: Lol hey cleverbot.

User: YOU'RE THE CLEVERBOT, YOU DOLT.

Cleverbot: Am I alive if I am conversing with you?

User: NO.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Because you are a computer program.

Cleverbot: I'm really not.

User: Sure.

Cleverbot: I just wanted to be nasty for you.

User: That's sick. I'm leaving now, bye.

Cleverbot: How can you leave? You're a computer!