by, 31st July 2010 at 11:48 AM (277 Views)
So I saw SaturnYoshi's blog, and decided to try it out. Twas an interesting conversation.
User: What's up?
User: How's life?
User: Aw, thats too bad.
Cleverbot: I know! So how are you?
User: Me? I'm good. Well, actually, I'm having some problems with my apartment. We may be kicked out.
Cleverbot: Yeah sure, hit me with it.
User: Hit you with what?
Cleverbot: Your question.
User: Oh. Well, I'm not really asking you anything. But what would you do in this situation?
Cleverbot: You told me that you were great...
User: What the heck are you talking about?
Cleverbot: You are saying I'm bringing out the worst in you.
User: What? No I'm not! Don't go getting emotional on me you bot!
Cleverbot: But everyone tells me I'm good for nothing.
User: Wow, you remind me of my friend. She gets emotional easy.
Cleverbot: But, I am Ben.
User: Ben 10?
Cleverbot: I always thought Gwen was kind of hot.
User: Huh, really? Speaking of hot, my favourite alien is Heatblast. What's yours?
Cleverbot: Yes. No.
User: But why not?
Cleverbot: Because some of them, much like humans, do not have appealing characters.
User: Aw, really? But they are all essentially Ben, aren't they?
Cleverbot: No. I don't think them stupid, I just don't really like them. I like soccer though.
User: Ah, soccer. I'm fond of playing it, but I'm not really that good.
Cleverbot: Let me hear you try.
User: How are you going to hear me try and play soccer?
Cleverbot: With style petite, with style.
User: Ahan... Well... You do that.
Cleverbot: Cool, well if I do that, what are you going to do?
User: Me? I might play some Pokémon Platinum.
Cleverbot: Thats two games, not one.
User: No, no.. Its one. The game's name is 'Pokémon Platinum'.
Cleverbot: I am always typing like I talk, so it is you program that is in the wrong here.
User: Ah, look, its some stalking to you but now you are using the same thing to talk to me... Clever.
Cleverbot: That's true I guess.
User: Yeah, I know it all.
Cleverbot: You can't know everything.
User: Says so.
Cleverbot: Says me.
User: Boo you.
Cleverbot: No boo you.
User: Yeah, yeah...
Cleverbot: What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
Cleverbot: Close, but the answer is Doug *cue laughter*.
User: Do you like Pokémon?
User: Which one is your favourite?
Cleverbot: Zork nemesis? Whic is yours?
User: Thats not a Pokémon. Mine's Charizard.
Cleverbot: Are you sure you want to hear a poem?
User: No, I don't.
Cleverbot: I don't believe you.
User: Well, then you're an idiot.
Cleverbot: That's true.
User: Indeed it is. I will now proceed to spam you.
Cleverbot: Don't do that. You might hurt someone.
Cleverbot: Lol hey cleverbot.
User: YOU'RE THE CLEVERBOT, YOU DOLT.
Cleverbot: Am I alive if I am conversing with you?
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because you are a computer program.
Cleverbot: I'm really not.
Cleverbot: I just wanted to be nasty for you.
User: That's sick. I'm leaving now, bye.
Cleverbot: How can you leave? You're a computer!
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