Rule one for alien invaders:
by, 1st March 2011 at 08:33 PM (460 Views)
Don't screw with humanity.
We poison our water and air to weed out the weak. We irradiate our food to cook it. We set of fission bombs in our only biosphere.
We breathe oxygen, one of the deadliest substances in the universe- it kills metals, for God's sake! And we need it to live! We breathe what makes fire!
We take massive, horned beasts of pure muscle and fat that could crush us if it tripped and have made an industry out of killing them and eating them (after previously mentioned irradiation). We turn the same creatures into trinkets like wallets and belts.
We've been practicing killing for the past ten thousand years at least, and we've gotten good at it. When we're feeling fancy, we'll send in highly-precise missiles that take out small cities without a second thought. When we're feeling really fancy, we can do the same, but with countries. And if we aren't feeling fancy? Well, every other human walking down the street can carry a device engineered to shoot shrapnel faster than your eye can follow, and it shoots said shrapnel accurately. A select few of us have made shots that required us to factor in the Earth's rotation, the shot was so long!
We take some of the world's deadliest hunters, tame them, and turn them into cuddly pets... or make them even more deadly via selective breeding and use them to fetch the food we just killed.
We live on 6/7 of our planet's land, including an island filled with 9 of the most poisonous creatures on said planet, another covered in areas where there is no life period, and another where every living thing is actively trying to kill you and flourish. That other 1/7 is mainly because we don't have the motivation, since we're just fine with our 6 continents we have now.
Colorrary to rule one: do not screw with Mother Nature herself. She will freeze you, burn you, tear the skin off your bones, swallow you, crush you, decompress you, and kill you a thousand other ways without even lifting a finger- and that's not counting all her other children, of which humans are a part of. Speaking of humans and Mother Nature, you know all that badass stuff we've pulled?
Yeah. Even we're not stupid enough to screw with Mother Nature.
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