Anecdotes of a Partying Exchange Student
by, 9th July 2011 at 01:43 AM (200 Views)
"So I get in this sketch-ass van with this sketch-ass old man who drives me to his super sketch-ass hotel to stay the night because I can't leave the country because I'm illegal." -My sister-by-proxy on her final days in Bolivia
"Fuck. I have, like, the vocabulary of a seriously fucking pottymouthed eight year old. Fuck." Same girl on the effect not speaking in English for a year.
"If you can't find a ride home, there's always a cop car closeby that would love to drive you home." A great role model.
"Creauuuu." Everybody. Because it's fucking awesome.
"You're going to get shitfaced. It happens. Parties are fun. Just wait until you can get away with it." Another great role model. Both went to Taiwan last year, actually.
"Shots! Shots! Shots-Shots-Shots Shots!" Everybody again. Because everyone knows the song here.
"Fifteen? Shit, it'll be hard for you to get a fake ID. Here's a guy I know that should be able to help you." Yet another great Rebound role model from Taiwan.
"Who the fuck jackhammers at two-fucking-thirty in the morning?!" Everybody still awake, as of right now.
"Just text me your number so we don't have to yell out a window so that any regular chomo could listen in." My roomate to my sis-by-proxy, three seconds ago.
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