Because sometimes I need to rant.

Originally Posted by Taither

You probably pictured shoving a Pikachu in a *insert random household item requiring batteries*. I know that's what I would have done.

Vibrators.

That is all.

Normally, I'd go on some sort of rant, complaining about x or y or why I think giraffes are horrible partiers.

BUT NOT TODAY, GOOD FRIENDS. TODAY I WILL POST AN IMAGE THAT YOU WILL ENJOY GREATLY.

I'm usually a grammar nazi, so I'm going to let this speak for itself:

(from The Oatmeal)

Seriously, what the hell?

To quote the article:

Originally Posted by WebMD

A study published by The Lancet shows that if inactive people increased their physical activity by just 15 minutes per day, they could reduce their risk of death by 14% and increase their life expectancy by three years. The study compared inactive people with active people who engaged in a range of different levels of physical activity.

Now, I'm sure that they don't mean that the risk of death is reduced by ...

I feel like everyone really needs to hear what I have to say, because I'm right. Usually.

I also feel like I can be very amusing at times. Usually. (AAH TOO MANY QUALIFIERS)

So welcome to my blog! Hopefully I can post irate things and make fun of shit in very amusing ways. Because no one likes anything more watching people make a mockery out of themselves.

AND IF THAT'S WHAT THE PEOPLE WANT
THEN BY JOVE, THEY'LL HAVE IT

Oh that's right.

My name's in italics.

It happened a long time ago.

IT'S NOT OFFICIAL UNTIL IT'S BLOG OFFICIAL