LET GET THIS SHIT DONE
- Feels like I've been sleeping for 7 months and one day! Well, better Fly back to Olivine.
-Look, Jasmine, here's your bloody potion. Heal your friggin' Ampharos so we can fight.
-Her Magnemite nearly did me in, but were eventually beaten by Mozz and Phoenicks.
-DCM swept her Steelix easy.
-TO THE SAFARI ZONE
-Vulpix get! Named it Covet.
-Eevee get! Named it Matkin.
- Heheheh. Stupid Rocket Grunt. Perish.
- Surf get! Taught to DCM.
- The Burned Tower! How awesomesauce.
- Eusine and Morty, eh? Which one of you is the one whose butt I'll be kicking in the Gym?
- Morty. Gotcha.
- Oh fucking shit. Yami. SoulSilver Nuzlocke, Part Six: In Which I Fight Shiay's Heartthrob
- Same lame shitty Pokemon as before, Yami? Really? Well, you've got a Magnemite
"Was this what you were expecting?"
- Aashgsgfydsgfhsgdhjgsjhdfg FUCK the Game Corner.
- Dammit. Imma go fight the Gym Leader SoulSilver Nuzlocke, Part Five: Jabber Doesn't Have Trouble With Whitney
- Normal-types? Psssh. Cute charm? Hey, Feliciaaaaaano!
- Haha, Whitney, you have been defeated! Now give me the... wait what. YOU THROW A TANTRUM AND DON'T EVEN GIVE ME
"Hey. Hey, kid. Wanna buy a SlowpokeTail?"
"Seriously, wanna buy a delicious SlowpokeTail? Only 100 grand!"
"What the fuck is a-" *sees racks of severed Slowpoke tails. Some are still fresh.*
-GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jabber's SoulSilver Nuzlocke 4 - Weevil Underwood and Team Rocket
- So uh. Violet City.
- Whooooooop. Sprout Tower time.
- GASTLY GET! Named it Flame Haze.
- "What? DCM is evoling!"
- BEATING UP MONKS LOL
- Oh shit, it's redhead man! What was his name again?
- That's right, Yami - oh dear God the voice again.
- FLASH TM GET!
- Violet Gym!
- ...This Gym Leader's hairstyle