Nuzlocke Challenge

- Feels like I've been sleeping for 7 months and one day! Well, better Fly back to Olivine.

-Look, Jasmine, here's your bloody potion. Heal your friggin' Ampharos so we can fight.

-VS. JASMINE

-Her Magnemite nearly did me in, but were eventually beaten by Mozz and Phoenicks.

-DCM swept her Steelix easy.

-TO THE SAFARI ZONE

-Vulpix get! Named it Covet.

-Eevee get! Named it Matkin.
...

- Heheheh. Stupid Rocket Grunt. Perish.

- Surf get! Taught to DCM.

- The Burned Tower! How awesomesauce.

- Eusine and Morty, eh? Which one of you is the one whose butt I'll be kicking in the Gym?

- Morty. Gotcha.

- Oh fucking shit. Yami.


SoulSilver Nuzlocke, Part Six: In Which I Fight Shiay's Heartthrob


- Same lame shitty Pokemon as before, Yami? Really? Well, you've got a Magnemite ...

"Was this what you were expecting?"

"BOOOOOOOOOM!"

- Aashgsgfydsgfhsgdhjgsjhdfg FUCK the Game Corner.

- Dammit. Imma go fight the Gym Leader


SoulSilver Nuzlocke, Part Five: Jabber Doesn't Have Trouble With Whitney

- Normal-types? Psssh. Cute charm? Hey, Feliciaaaaaano!

- Haha, Whitney, you have been defeated! Now give me the... wait what. YOU THROW A TANTRUM AND DON'T EVEN GIVE ME ...

"Hey. Hey, kid. Wanna buy a SlowpokeTail?"

"Zzzzzzzz... wha?"

"Seriously, wanna buy a delicious SlowpokeTail? Only 100 grand!"

"What the fuck is a-" *sees racks of severed Slowpoke tails. Some are still fresh.*

-GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Jabber's SoulSilver Nuzlocke 4 - Weevil Underwood and Team Rocket ...

- So uh. Violet City.

- Whooooooop. Sprout Tower time.

- GASTLY GET! Named it Flame Haze.

- GRIDNIN'

- "What? DCM is evoling!"

- BEATING UP MONKS LOL

- Oh shit, it's redhead man! What was his name again?

*Yami.*

- That's right, Yami - oh dear God the voice again.

- FLASH TM GET!

- Violet Gym!

- ...This Gym Leader's hairstyle ...