Questionable Tendency's Menagerie of M........

Wow it's been a while since I was last on this site - and it's been 3 years since my last infraction/warning! I'm not even sure what I'm doing here but I get an email from y'all every morning at 2am and so tonight I thought I'd come back, look around, see who all is still on and what-not.

Idk.

I need to get an avatar/a signature sorted but I do have a tendency for coming back to sites and then immediately leaving like the next day but idk how is everyone does anyone even ...

So recently I've become a tad obsessed with the Scissor Sisters. Especially Filthy/Gorgeous since I've adopted it as my new theme tune.

The thing is, I've been checking them out online and it appears that they're not particularly well known in the US. I was just wondering if any of my American friends could verify this and if anyone could explain this utter TRAVESTY.

This is a little story I wrote a couple of months ago that I found on my google docs account. I realise this should probably go into the Writer's Workshop but I didn't want to overshadow everyone else's work so I'm posting it here to spare my fellow authors' feelings ;)
So, without further ado:

There once was a young man named Judas who had an incredibly troublesome snake. It writhed and wriggled, slinking under his sheets while he slept and wrapping around his neck, cutting off

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Well, after a rather large absence from the Writer's Workshop - well, from the site in general - I am returning with a new fic very soon. All the planning and a lot of the writing for the first couple of chapters have been done so expect the first chapter by next Sunday.

What's it about? Well, it's a serial about four characters and their adventures in and around Ecruteak City. I can't reveal a lot of the plot but I'm really excited to see how people respond to it :)

Right, I gained half a stone on holiday in France. Fuckdammit, those croissants, BNs and pain au chocolat were too fantastic to give up.

Due to this disgusting explosion in weight, I am going to lose 60lb. And I need help. How should I do it?
Come on guys, help me out.