[quote=Dick Smothers]Dick Smothers' Journal - Tuesday April 14th, 2009.
6:34 PM : Just took a shit. Wasn't an average shit. It was a releiving shit. No dingleberries. No wiping necessary. Wet wipes. Felt the presence of another. Watching me. Defecating. Clearly I heard it's breath from the corner trying to take a peek of my massive penis. It was laughing. I could hear it. Breathing so heavily the temperature went down by 1° Celsius. I was not nervous.
I have been in this situation