I WAS NEVER TOLD ABOUT THE BIRDS
by, 8th June 2012 at 02:46 PM (283 Views)
I was minding my business and walking down the street. I overhear a conversation about birds attacking someone's air conditioner. Then I notice something flying near my head.
A FUCKING BIRD.
I did what most people do when attacked by vermin.
Parmalee: FLIP THE FUCK OUT
I yelled like a fucking banshee and swooped on home.
Anyone remember The Birds and how they went apeshit and attacked humans?
I SHOULD'VE KNOWN ABOUT THE BIRDS CONSIDERING I WAS NOT WARNED BEFOREHAND
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