THE VOID

fucking vermin

I was minding my business and walking down the street. I overhear a conversation about birds attacking someone's air conditioner. Then I notice something flying near my head.

A bird.

A FUCKING BIRD.

I did what most people do when attacked by vermin.

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Parmalee: FLIP THE FUCK OUT

I yelled like a fucking banshee and swooped on home.

Anyone remember The Birds and how they went apeshit and attacked humans?

IT'S HAPPENING

I SHOULD'VE KNOWN ABOUT THE BIRDS CONSIDERING I WAS NOT WARNED BEFOREHAND

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