where the laws of the universe mean nothing.
How well DO you know me?
Go ahead, take a shot.
because why the hell not
1. State your name:
2. State the name that your parents almost named you:
3. Which of your relatives do you get along with the most?
4. What was your first job?
6. Did anything embarassing happen this week?
7. Do you miss your ex?
Don't have one.
8. Do people praise you for your looks?
I have one request of you.
Remember how I didn't lose power during Irene? Well can we go 2 for 2? Please?
Had this weird dream last night
I was downstairs in my living room. My parents, brother and cousin wanted to go out to dinner but there was this documentary of SOAD that was on PBS. I was like what are you crazy I don't want to go I have tv to watch. Of course the thing would come on at 8. It was 6pm at the time.
Now I'll never know if i got to watch it in time or not
I was minding my business and walking down the street. I overhear a conversation about birds attacking someone's air conditioner. Then I notice something flying near my head.
A FUCKING BIRD.
I did what most people do when attacked by vermin.
Parmalee: FLIP THE FUCK OUT
I yelled like a fucking banshee and swooped on home.
Anyone remember The Birds and