Heroic Sociopath

Orright, been a while. I saw this, I figure it might be fun. I promise I will give a truthful answer to all the questions, and only give an ambiguous one if the answer would land me in jail.

So, I watched Fight Club a few months back, and I decided it's the best movie. Like, ever. It has fighting, not so much it's mindless, but just enough to be cool. It has a hell of a lot more social commentary, which I found extremely clever and thought provoking. And, the funny bits were downright hilarious. In honor of it, I made a list of people I want to fight. Most of them I do actually like, I just did it based on who I'd get the most satisfaction from battling.



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So, today, we had an assembly to meet our new principal, and he's quite the character. Here are some choice lines from his speech.
-PEOPLE. ARE. EVALUATING.
-YOU HAVE ROBBED US!
-IN MY HOUSE WE SPANK!
-THAT IS A BARE MINIMUM!
-I will show you some love!
-DO I NEED TO SPANK SOMEONE NOW?!

Yes, I am totally serious, he said all these things. I wrote them down so I could quote them later. This is going to be the best year ever!

It's the last day of summer vacation, and for once, I'm actually looking forward to starting school. See, I get to start another computer programming class with my favorite teacher, Mr THyden. I like him because he's really, really nice, likes it when I experiment, and, coolest of all, he has this one eye that's always bloodshot, and even though he's like 40 or 50 and balding, he looks totally badass. Also, my chemistry teacher: Her first name is Roxie. ROXIE! I forget her last name, but I bet she's ...