Musings of a Collegiate Caffeine Addict

Backing up Min here. Not honorable.

Also Min is an awesome bulbamother <3

@Mako; NO U >:I
And I'm not lying, I'm not bribing other mods just to get good comments on this blog >:O

@Mintaka; I think the users would think differently if I showed them the transcripts.

You're worse than I thought you'd be.

Originally Posted by Mako

I will take this quest!

Is this it? Pokemon R/S/E: Heavy Rain EXTENDED - YouTube
@Mintaka; I wouldn't call you out for it if it weren't true. And also, stop lying to the users.

That is it indeed, thank you you kind hero @Mako;.

Quest 43 - In need of a song! - Completed!

Mijzelffan asked for a song, which you succesfully showed him!

Reward(s): 20 Quest Points, Written statement.

Written statement:

Mijzelffan hereby testifies that HiPS is an honorable, selfless hero, on account of him completing his quest.

Better show this note to @Mintaka; next time you see her!

Thank you for your kind words Mizzle. It was an honor to complete your request.

Mako took a bullet for me once back in 'Nam.

He cavorted off with Paperhorse to Paris and filmed a sex tape there, exposing them both and now it's viral on the internet. I'm so embarrassed and ashamed and angry with him. :<

A few clarifications:

1. I didn't make the tape
2. I didn't release the tape

Both of those were done by @Mintaka; to ruin my good name.

Minnie, I can assure you that Mako is very honorable and selfless. One time, we were having a drinking contest, and when I fell to the floor in convulsions, he took care of me as I slowly sobered up for the rest of the day. He didn't even bother winning the contest, because I was throwing up everywhere. He was at my side for fifteen hours straight. And when we both got hangovers the next day, he gave me the last of the coffee. And then he drove me to school and only ran over twelve mail boxes.

That is why I know Mako to be an honorable, selfless hero.

@Mako; If you were honorable, you wouldn't accuse me out of fake evidence. How disappointing. -_-;

@Mintaka; It was your side who brought that evidence into play. All I was doing was clarifying for the users.

He promised he would buy me drinks and sushi. He did neither of these things.

But how do we know you aren't lying yourself, @Mintaka;? I've seen the tapes many times (many, many, many times) and the actor you hired to play Mako has a drastically different hair style. It's combed down, not to the front.

And also I can recognize your thumb in the frame anywhere.

Jess, I would have.

Because you took us to a sushi place that was closed.

And we didn't even have drinks.

So really I am not at fault here.

Pfft you shall never be honorable. No matter what you say you sly words will never sway me. But Mintaka is not honorable either. She has locked me the the fridge and is not letting me out.

I have to support my bulba husband, here. He is honorable.

But don't worry @Mintaka; you're an excellent Bulba parent and we still <3 you. Family sticks together!

...but you're not

Mako saved my cat from a tree.

@Jack Pschitt; I don't even know how to make movies dammit XD
@Paperhorse; thanks for clearing that up, sis. That's all I could be asking for right now ;w;

[6:35:39 PM] Niall: min also forced me to kill our first child because she refused to beat up one of the hobos seeking shelter in our heroin palace