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Zombie apocalypse happens RIGHT NOW

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by , 4th October 2012 at 12:43 PM (382 Views)
How screwed are you?

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  1. H-con's Avatar
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    A lot
  2. Everdeen's Avatar
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    We should cremate everyone to avoid a zombie apocalypse.
    Obviously cremate people when they die.
  3. Shiny Shinx's Avatar
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    I'm more screwed then a broken screw that can't be screwed in.

    I don't know. :P
  4. Ebail's Avatar
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    I don't have the brains they crave. I'm fine.
  5. Narcisse's Avatar
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    I'm not too screwed straight away...I live on the 19th floor. Obviously though I wouldn't be able to leave the building but I'd have a while where I could just look down on the carnage below.
  6. Orion's Avatar
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    I'm in a chemistry lab right now. It wouldn't be too hard cook up an escape.
  7. HumanDawn's Avatar
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    I live in the middle of the Mediterranean. Ain't no zombies coming to Malta.
  8. RaccoonGoon's Avatar
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    I have a plan for this.

    It is [Redacted]
  9. GliscorMan's Avatar
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    Aha! Engarde, zombie! Fortunately for me, I happen to have quite a few swords lying around.
  10. X Dragoon's Avatar
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    I got some first aid....Final Fantasy says first aid destroys zombies.
    Bishie Karis-chan and Orion like this.
  11. GatoRage's Avatar
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    If it's right now, it will be a bit tricky. Give me a week to prepare and I'll be just fine :I
  12. TheMissingno.'s Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by GatoRage
    If it's right now, it will be a bit tricky. Give me a week to prepare and I'll be just fine :I
    Nope, the point is it's right now. Look around whatever place you are at this moment, what you see is what you have.

    I'm at work. I'd be pretty screwed. There is literally nothing around that would be a good weapon. My best bet would be to run out to my car and get my tire iron and wooden sword, then dash back in and pile up some desks in front of the window and then wait to run out of food.

    I did not that we have chlorine and bleach in the bathroom which can be used to make mustard gas, but I'm not really sure what good that would do.
  13. Soulmaster's Avatar
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    I'd be fairly screwed. Not totally as I have a wooden sword and other stuff lying around but still mostly.
  14. Jack Pschitt's Avatar
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    According to World War Z, being in Florida, I'm pretty much screwed unless I make a mad dash for Cuba.

    World War Z is my reference and The Zombie Survival Guide is my mentor.
  15. Jabberwocky's Avatar
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    That depends. Is everyone around me a zombie now? Or is everyone in the room the last holdout of humanity, fighting for freedom against the undead horde?
  16. TheMissingno.'s Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jabberwocky
    That depends. Is everyone around me a zombie now? Or is everyone in the room the last holdout of humanity, fighting for freedom against the undead horde?
    Neither, there's just an outbreak. There are some in the streets attacking people and whatnot.
  17. Jabberwocky's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheMissingno.
    Neither, there's just an outbreak. There are some in the streets attacking people and whatnot.
    Well, I'm in good shape then.
  18. CrackFox's Avatar
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    Right now? I'm in my house, so I could probably get a few weapons together, knives and stuff. Or I could just throw DVDs at them..but saying that, i'd sacrifice myself before I sacrificed my stuff.
  19. TheMissingno.'s Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jabberwocky
    Well, I'm in good shape then.
    Really? How much food do you have?How easy would where ever you are be to fortify?
  20. Force Fire's Avatar
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    So...we'll all be screwed by the zombies? on second thought, how do zombies have sex? uhmm...ignore the last bit ^_^;

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