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Russian Party

, 4th March 2013 at 04:38 PM (207 Views)

I just had an idea for something that I really want to do. I want to have a Russian party.

Rules:
-You may only drink vodka. You may chase with water, nothing else.
-You may only eat potatoes.
-Turn off your heat.

Easy mode:
-You can prepare the potatoes however you want using whatever seasonings you want.
-Use middle to top shelf vodka.

Hard mode:
-Only raw potatoes. Salt permitted for hard mode, no salt for super hardcore mode (though you may use the salt from human tears).
-Bottom shelf vodka only (Vlad, Burnett's, Banker's Club, etc.)
-Open all windows if it is below freezing out, otherwise turn on your air conditioner.

So anybody want to come?

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Stahl - 4th March 2013 04:44 PM
I'm game. XD

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CrackFox - 4th March 2013 04:45 PM
So anybody want to come?

Unfortunately i'm washing my hair on that day.
Fab - 4th March 2013 04:49 PM
Would I be right to presume that the only lighting in the party comes from a handful of small candles? I'm not gonna drink unless its authentic, comrade.
GliscorMan - 4th March 2013 05:04 PM
In Soviet Russia, party attend you!

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TheCapsFan - 4th March 2013 05:20 PM
I'm in. Show us 'muricans what Russians do.

(i honestly have no idea what i'm saying)
Jolene - 4th March 2013 05:25 PM
I love Russia for its dedication to freedom of speech. I can go in front of the Kremlin and say "I hate Obama" and no one will do me a thing.

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TheMissingno. - 4th March 2013 05:44 PM
Originally Posted by CrackFox

Unfortunately i'm washing my hair on that day.

Which one?

Originally Posted by maria

Would I be right to presume that the only lighting in the party comes from a handful of small candles? I'm not gonna drink unless its authentic, comrade.

That's actually how it always is in my house. Screw electric bills.

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Firebrand - 4th March 2013 06:30 PM
Russia plushies are encouraged.

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Mijzelffan - 4th March 2013 06:41 PM
Haruhi. - 4th March 2013 06:50 PM
O, ya vniz dlya russkoy storony. Peredayte , pozhaluysta vodki . ^ ^

Pretty much pass the vodka ;p

Vot pesnya pro vodku zdesʹ: About Vodka - Ruki Vverh - YouTube
Faye Valentine - 4th March 2013 07:39 PM
You know that they eat other stuff besides potatoes in Russia, right? Like borscht?

I have some of that in my fridge, is that admissible?
Catilena1890 - 4th March 2013 08:03 PM
Can I bring my fluffy blanket?
TheMissingno. - 4th March 2013 08:14 PM
@Goodbye Blue Monday; I'll allow it in easy mode.
@Catilena1890; I'll allow it in easy mode.