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Pirates of the Caribbean 4: On Stranger Tides was the second worst movie I've ever seen in theaters, the first being the Star Wars 3D animated load of garbage. I saw it with my girlfriends family, so unfortunately I couldn't walk out, but it was so bad that it got me laughing my ass off at the "climax" (and I'm just guessing on this, I don't think there actually was a climax because nothing really happened), which I gather from context clues was intended to be dramatic. Or something. The only other times I am disinterested and unimpressed enough to laugh at the peak of a film's excitement is when I'm watching a sci-fi original or a B horror film, and I think you're supposed to do that in those cases. Oh yeah, I did it with that piece of 3D shit they had the nerve to call a Star Wars film too, but that's besides the point.

Anyway, now that you have my opinion, I'll let you know why. As a warning, the spoiler tags are not for show, I will be spoiling this entire movie. If you want to put yourself through seeing it for some reason, don't open the spoiler tags.

Also, I will assume you've seen the first Pirates movie. I personally have not seen the second and third, so I can't comment on them. I will make many references and comparisons to the first film, because I really like the first film and thought it was pretty quality.



Thank you for reading. This is my first formal movie review, so let me know how I did if you do happen to read the whole thing.

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  1. Mr Metagross's Avatar
    Wut! If you hate this film, is Avatar your least favourite?! I bet part of the reason was you couldn't understand the English accents. =P

    EDIT: Oh, Star Wars 3D was at the bottom. Hm, what's so bad? It's Star Wars; it's a classic. Unless it's that crappy Clone Wars in which case fair enough.
  2. Karamazov's Avatar
    I always hate it when I'm with a girl (and her family) and the climax is a let-down.
  3. Gligar13's Avatar
    It sucked because it lacked Michael Bolton
  4. StartNotice's Avatar
    Liked the movie,but I didn't set the bar high
  5. CrackFox's Avatar
    I got dragged to see that movie at the weekend. I found it really boring. Maybe I'm the only person on the planet (definitely the only female) who doesn't think Johnny Depp is that good.
  6. Mißingnåen's Avatar
    Quote Originally Posted by Karamazov
    I always hate it when I'm with a girl (and her family) and the climax is a let-down.
    She gets nervous in front of her family, so it happens a lot.

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