A Wizard is Never Late.

You enjoy a good calzone every once in a while.

Your screen name is "TheMissingno."

How did you both know?

You were born with both genitalia.

Originally Posted by Santasis

You were born with both genitalia.

I wish.

You have performed auto-fellatio at least once.

You're a rocket scientist.
You access skype at work.
You frequented the bulbagarden conversational thread as early as 2009.
You have a cat.
You have a super deep voice.
You like bacon.
You even like it when it's covered in chocolate.
Azure Kite is your one and only true love.
You like Star Wars.
You used to play guitar a lot.
You like cooking and once suggested a cooking board be created on this site, which may have been the current chef's chateau, but of the latter I'm not sure.
The empire strikes back is your favourite star wars movie.
You consider the Expanded Universe a series of fanfiction.
Dragonite is your favourite pokemon ever.

Yes
Yes, sometimes
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
She was, but not now
Yes
Yes
Yes, but it is not the current chef's chateau. My idea was rejected.
Yes
Yes
Yes

Mijzelffan is your new true love.

Originally Posted by Croag

Mijzelffan is your new true love.

No Croag, you are.

We're very slightly altered clones.

(Most of your answers to Mijzelf's questions matched my own hypothetical ones.)

You like the Walking Dead, Lost, Star Wars, Star Trek.
You're musically talented.
You have a job.
You live in PA? I think. XD
You're the same age as me.