That one Dutch guy's blog

@Neosquid
@Croag
@Karamazov
@TheMissingno.
@Destiny Queen
@Zenax
@Sourcandy

Oh boy, how to post results from this. First of all let me mention, the challenge (aside from the cracks) was to find ships you thought I shipped. It was not about creativity. The cracks were for creativity. Anyway, here are some very correct answers:

Pokémon: Brock x Lizabeth, Ash x Anabel, Wes x Rui
Legend of Zelda: Link x tetra (also a mention to Link x Peatrice)
Ace Attorney: Phoenix x Maya
Fire Emblem: Sain x Fiora
Avatar: Sokka x Suki (xTy Lee, rawr)
The Office (US): Andy x Erin
Kingdom Hearts: Roxas x Xion

But now let's see what you made of it. I'm just gonna make a big list of (dis)approval. Yes means I ship it, Sure means I'm cool with potentially shipping that, Maybe means I'm not rejecting it, while No means I don't ship it and am not gonna. List:

Yes, sure, sure - Ash x Misty, Ash x Iris, Cilan x Burgundy
No thanks - Link x Deku tree
Maybe - Miles x Gumshoe
No - Marth x his hand
Yes - Avatar the last Airbender: Sokka x Ty Lee
If you mean Phyllis, no - Dwight x the girl with glasses
Sure. - Larxene x Namine
Yes - T.K. x Kari
Yes - Gliscor'd x Piplup
No - Barrack Obama x Hillary Clinton

Maybe - Ash x himself
Needs moar Iris. But sure. - Misty x Dawn x May
No. - Ghetsis x Lance
Yes - Ghirahim x Demise
Maybe. They are practically siblings. - Edgeworth x Fransiska
Yes. They even have the rare +4 support rate. - Lyn x Florina
Maybe - Appa x Momo
Category evasion - Cloud x Sephiroth
Foe yay? Seems more crack, but maybe - Luigi x King Boo
No idea who they are - Tony x Giygas
Canon, so sure - Fry x His Grandmother

Yes, maybe, yes - May x Drew, Ash x Dawn, Pikachu x Ketchup bottle
Maybe - Link x Midna
No. I hate that guy, while I love Ema. - Klavier x Ema
Yes. How did you know that by the way? - Sain x Fiora
Yes - Mai x Zuko
Yes. - Jim Harper x Pam Beesly
Sure - Sora x Namine
No idea who or what that is/are - Dean Winchester x Jo Harvelle
Idem^ - Finnick x Annie
Appearently intended canon, so sure. - Luna x Neville

Yes, no, no. Cynthia X Dawn. Lance X Lyra. Steven X Brendan
Generally yes - Link X Zelda
Maybe - Innes X Ephraim
No. - Aang X Sokka
No - Michael X Karen
Sure - Sora X Kairi
No idea who they are - Kouji X Kouichi
Idem^ - Itachi X Sasuke
Pokémon is not your own choosing, I already chose pokémon - Ash X Gary
No idea who they are - Okumura Rin X Okumura Yukio

@Sourcandy what happened to the pokémon ships?
Sure. Now that I think about it, yes. - Veran x Ghirahim
Yes. - Vera x Apollo
No. - Ike x Marth
No. - Suki X Aang
Yes. - Pam X Jim
From what series are they? - Goku X Bulma
From what series are they? - Hinata X Sasuke
Maybe. - Stan X Roger

Yes, yes, yes - Ash x Misty, Lucas x Dawn, Lunick x Solana
Yes - Link x Zelda
Sure - Phoenix Wright x Mia Fey
No - Roy x Hector
Yes - Aang x Katara
Maybe - Michael x Dwight
No - Sora x Donald
No - Spongebob x Patrick
No - Marty x Doc
No - Charlie Brown x Snoopy

No, ew no, ewww no - Delia Ketchum x Prof. Oak, Delia Ketchum x Mr. Mime, Delia Ketchum x Prof. Oak x Mr. Mime
Maybe - Link x Midna
Don't know what that is - Sarah x Littlefoot
Yes - R2-D2 x Cloud City's Computer
Sure - Tai Li x Katara
Hmm... Sure. Jan x Creed
No - Jenna x Garet
Even google will not tell me what you're talking about - Roy Mustang x Lust
You do know the entire movie was about not having that ship, right? :P - Marty x Marty's mom from 1955
Sure - HiPS x DCM

Now that we have that out of the way, let's look at your cracks. Unlike the previous ships, these were to test your humour. Descriptions will be omitted here, but I will reply to them.

Karamazov:
Misty's hair x Cilan's hair - it has fanart? Sounds legit then.
Delia x Tobias - Genius.
Harry Potter x Jesus - Didn't Jesus already use some sort of magic himself though?

Neosquid:
Bilocyte (Skyward Sword) x Skitty (Pokemon) - hehe.
Spike (MLP: FiM) x Ridley (Metroid) - I guess they're both dragons, but that's about it.
Skarmory x Blissey - Ferrothorn x Jelliscent is better.

Zenax:
Navi x Dobby - sounds legit. The relationship would probably be an asexual one though, because of Navi's small size :P
Apple x Microsoft - Microsoft recently banned employees from buying Apple computer for work on their charge. So they're trying hard to deny it, which fools no one of course.
Mozart x Lady Gaga - Poor Mozart.

Destiny Queen:
Karina (Tiger&Bunny) X Lorelei(Pokemon) - I don't know the former, but "they're both ice masters" seems kinda weak.
Sasuke (Naruto) X Falkner (Pokemon) - I kinda need a reason why you shipped them to properly judge the ship xD
Shiemi (Ao no Exorcist) X Gardenia (Pokemon) - don't know the former, but I shall accept your reason.

Sourcandy:
Zelda x Peach - at least you listed it propely as a crack (unlike Ike and Marth), because they're from different universes. Also, a lot of fanart seems to ship this, many times with Samus added.
Danny X Raven - Raven from what series?
Jim X Ariel - Hehe. Now if only Ariel were a space mermaid.

Croag: The uncreativity is strong in this one.

TheMissingno.:
Mijzelffan x Tetra - Why is that a crack ship? If Rapunzel is not available I'll take it!
Fry from Futurama x George Takei - Wouldn't Milhouse be better then? >:P
Asuka from Evangeleon x Kara Thrace from Battlestar Galactica - I have no idea who these people are, but your reasons for shipping them together makes me think this might just be the best crack suggested so far.

The elimination goes to... @Destiny Queen. I literally do not know half of the people you mentioned in your ships. And even then your cracks seem a tad uncreative. Immunity shall go to @Zenax. Almost everyone's cracks seemed decent all around, but Zenax's normal ships seemed to be the most seriously done of all. So immunity for you.

Destiny Queen, your consolation prize shall be this image of a cute cranidos, who I believe is your favourite pokémon, right?




Anyway, now then challenge 8. Allright, I came up with a better challenge this time. Captioning! Give images the best caption you can come up with. More specifically these images:

Out of these 7 images, caption at least 4. Don't forget to specify to what image each caption belongs. Comments will be turned invisible for this, as to make sure your creativity won't be hindered by the submissions of others. Good luck!