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by , 26th January 2012 at 06:05 PM (403 Views)
(Gotta set the mood.. Secondary option. Third option.)

My fucking god @Jasper. Guess what? It's your birthday! Bet you didn't know that! Now what are we going to do to celebrate that? Did I hear cake?

Dammit, too late! Oh well, here's a picture of a cat for no particular reason whatsoever

Now what to do on this fine day? In Norway, coming heaps of recently come of age teens get wasted as soon as they legally can (though I can’t say that applied to me), so you can always turn to +15% alcohol now, but if you're a man of style (like me, obivously), perhaps you would roll around in a petrol-driven machine, also known as an automobile? The choice is yours. You can also vote in elections, no? Be a part of the motherfucking democracy!

On this fine day (hey, it's even a Friday!), you have been alive for 6574 days, or roughly 567993600 seconds (of course that's not taking into effect that a year is a few minutes short, but for the scenario, I don't give a shit), ± a few thousand seconds probably ranging from 0 to 86400, depending on your exact time of birth and the time you read this. For comparison, you've only been a member here at BMGf for 1131 days ( roughly 97718400 seconds). For comparison, I have only been a member for 1061 days (I'm such a newfag). At the time of writing, you have 14 227 posts. That's of 1.456*10-4 posts per second! Impressive! Not only that, but you've taken the righteous path and stuck to one username*. I approve. And if friends are a measure of success, you sure score pretty high, with a whopping 205 friends (185 more than me, for instance). Keep your friends close but enemies closer.
*if ignoring the change in capital letter. Something I obviously do.

As a small "gift", here's a drawing of Sceptile by me. (Do disregard that it's a copy of the official artwork.)

I have no idea of what it's for, but it's there, and that's what matters!

So here's my salute to one of BMGf's all around coolest members. After all, what do you expect from a guy that has such a big fanclub (the third biggest member fanclub as far as I know). Cheers.

Enjoy your 18th birthday. Now go do whatever the fuck you want. Go get laid gifts and shizzle.

(Oh, and I agree. Pinkie Pie is the best pony.)

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Updated 4th February 2012 at 07:39 AM by Mijzelffan (Got. To. Categorize. Blog... Sorry for the loss of the two likes this will cause.)

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  1. crystallineEntropy's Avatar
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    Happy birthday!....I guess. It's not the 27th yet for me.

    Pinkie Pie is best pony. Frvr.
  2. Mijzelffan's Avatar
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    Wow. Thanks for the birthday wish! I can't like this blog entry because the site thinks it's my blog entry, but if I could like it, I totally would have!

    First thing I'm going to do is sleep. Because of the way my brain works, it still feels like the 26th to me :3

    As for what I'm gonna do with my 18 years of age, I already did the first legal drink at my 16th birthday, but when the elections come up, I'm definitely gonna vote. I'm already very skilled at voting because of mafia games, only the one change is that I can't go unvote: party in real life :P Also now sites won't bother me with an "you have to be over 18" warning anymore, yay.

    Oh if only I had a cent for every day I were alive. I'd have roughly €66. I could buy stuff with that.

    Also +1 for Sceptile. And +1 for Pinkie Pie. And +1 for my fanclub being big. +3! :D
    H-con and Autumnbreeze like this.
  3. Pandantic's Avatar
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    Also now sites won't bother me with an "you have to be over 18" warning anymore
    what sites have you been looking at? ;)
  4. Mijzelffan's Avatar
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    @Bulba_Panda Actually mostly google plus. Those bastards with their pop-ups and asking you to join and then when you click it they say "sorry, gotta be 18".

    Other sites you can easily just make a fake account to get around ;P
  5. Mintaka's Avatar
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    ...radioactive mark on your cup? XD

    Anyways, happy birthday :3c
    Make a thread in your fan club or something ☞゚∀゚)☞
  6. Mijzelffan's Avatar
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    @Mintaka I did that once. My fanclub is just way too inactive for me to post anything there, no one would reply anyway.
  7. Hunter Blade's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mijzelffan
    @Mintaka I did that once. My fanclub is just way too inactive for me to post anything there, no one would reply anyway.
    I would.

    Also, best blog is best.


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