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by , 2nd April 2013 at 05:19 PM (365 Views)
Have you ever felt that nothing is easy?



Or maybe, you've experienced something that went completely out of control?



Maybe you're struggling with what other people would call rather normal tasks?



If the answer is yes to any of the above, you would do wisely in investing in a genuine BMGf Post Control™ system!

Now, you might be wondering, what exactly is a genuine BMGf Post Control™ system? It's very simple, and can be summarized into these small steps:

1. You write a post
2. Before posting it, you use the BMGf Post Control Sender™ to send one of our trained staff.
3. Our team of highly trained experts analyze the post and make the necessary changes
4. You receive the post with the BMGf Post Control Receiver™, ready to be posted.

Now, you might be wondering, I might be able to do this myself. The only answer to that is



Our method is scientifically™ proven to be the very best method of fixing posts.



Now, for the low price of 299.99$, you can get the BMGf Post Control Sender and Receiver Kit™. Order now, and get a life sized, inflatable balloon of your favorite moderator as well, offering a saving of up to 10$. As an extra offer, you also get a dart board of your most hated moderator, so you can really stick it to them!

Remember, only through the BMGf Post Control™ system are you guaranteed a lasting result that is bound to impress.

If interested, please send a letter to

Onebo Renevery Minut
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Virgin Islands

A sub-divison of BMGf Enhancement Corporation®, all rights reserved
BMGf Enhancement Corporation, we enhance more than just your power tool!

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Updated 3rd April 2013 at 12:20 PM by H-con

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  1. Jack Pschitt's Avatar
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    Can I have the balloon... custom-tailored?
  2. Black Dragon's Avatar
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    Do you have cookies? >:
  3. Kyuuketsuki's Avatar
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    If we order an Iteru ballon, will we get a life-size inflatable version of him with the poop on his head?

    This joke will never get old.
    Black Dragon likes this.
  4. Mijzelffan's Avatar
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    I'll take six!
  5. Bishie Karis-chan's Avatar
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    What did I just read XDDD
  6. CrackFox's Avatar
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    That's right! This is such a great deal that I signed up twice ^^

    BTW those mod balloons are sooo kawaii. I was totally happy to receive the ones I got!


    My @GatoRage; balloon. They just started making these!


    And my @Blitzle; balloon. Thanks mods! You're the greatest
    H-con likes this.
  7. Helioptile's Avatar
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    Who shall I have for fav mod... Magma Admin Courtney or Contrary. GIMME DAT BALLOON
  8. TheMissingno.'s Avatar
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    OMG I WANT A PAPERHORSE BLOWUP DOLL!!!

    I mean... Hi.
  9. Master Mew's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by H-con
    As an extra offer, you also get a dart board of your most hated moderator, so you can really stick it to them!
    Is this why you were asking me for a photo?
  10. H-con's Avatar
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    I'll take six!
    Sure thing. I'll just have your credit card over here for a short moment.

    Quote Originally Posted by Master Mew
    Is this why you were asking me for a photo?
    As a representative for BMGf Enhancement Corp. ®, I choose not to answer that question without a lawyer present.

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