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YeOldeJacob's Guide to Becoming a Mod, or "Staff Member"

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by , 10th April 2011 at 10:38 PM (415 Views)
I've seen a few staff members over my time here post "How To" blogs for those looking to become a distinguished member of the staff here at BMGf. Problem is, it's all cliches and professionalism. Follow the rules, show commitment, we don't get paid, we aren't above the law. All that horseshit. Well, allow me to cut through that horseshit.

Speaking from my experience, here is how you actually become a staff member:

1.) Join the Forums
2.) Goof around in the blogs, crack some immature jokes, tell a lot of famous people who will never come close to reading your writings to fuck the fuck off (be vulgar in general). Cover that up with serious blogs about serious things. Do this for about... say, a year and a half.
3.) ?????
4.) YOU'RE STAFF!!!

Now you get to party with the staff, with all the fancy caviar tasting, money showers, and honestly likely illegal orgies that come with those parties. Even lowly blog mods like me get to join in on the fun. I just stay away from the orgies. Too sticky.

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  1. Karamazov's Avatar
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    How do I do 1.)?
  2. Shiny Celebi's Avatar
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    Sounds easier than the other method I just read recently. I knew that wasnt real. I approve

    Now about that party...
  3. Kutomba's Avatar
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    XD I love you
  4. The Puppetmaster's Avatar
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    Ryuu was obviously joking in his blog. Thank you for posting the truth. xD
  5. Miar's Avatar
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    Uh, how do I do steps 1 and 3?
  6. Ryuutakeshi's Avatar
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    I admit it, I smirked XD
  7. Satoshi-kun's Avatar
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    At least you didn't mention our practice of hiring hitmen to take out people who we don't like.
  8. ChinYao's Avatar
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    ^whoops, the cat's out of the bag =0
  9. Shiny Celebi's Avatar
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    Oh crap i knew missed something when I read it
  10. $aturn¥oshi's Avatar
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    Number 3 is really, "Stay on $aturn¥oshi's good side" as I can make or break you.
  11. Sublime's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by $aturn¥oshi
    Number 3 is really, "Stay on $aturn¥oshi's good side" as I can make or break you.
    We are your small precious Play-Doh.
  12. Ryuutakeshi's Avatar
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    and if you can't stay on his good side, at least don't get on his bad side. His, "I don't care about you" side is perfectly fine.
  13. Karamazov's Avatar
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    $atty's not so tough. He-

    *this user ha been banned for this post*
  14. Jabberwocky's Avatar
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    The third staff is "Jabber mentions you'd probably be a good blog mod"
  15. Satoshi-kun's Avatar
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    The most important rule is: Give Sato cookies and chocolate. Dark chocolate preferably. Dark chocolate with a raspberry center is even better. Yes, give Sato a lot of dark chocolate with a raspberry center.

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