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YeOldeJacob's Guide to Becoming a Mod, or "Staff Member"
by , 10th April 2011 at 10:38 PM (347 Views)
I've seen a few staff members over my time here post "How To" blogs for those looking to become a distinguished member of the staff here at BMGf. Problem is, it's all cliches and professionalism. Follow the rules, show commitment, we don't get paid, we aren't above the law. All that horseshit. Well, allow me to cut through that horseshit.
Speaking from my experience, here is how you actually become a staff member:
1.) Join the Forums
2.) Goof around in the blogs, crack some immature jokes, tell a lot of famous people who will never come close to reading your writings to fuck the fuck off (be vulgar in general). Cover that up with serious blogs about serious things. Do this for about... say, a year and a half.
3.) ?????
4.) YOU'RE STAFF!!!
Now you get to party with the staff, with all the fancy caviar tasting, money showers, and honestly likely illegal orgies that come with those parties. Even lowly blog mods like me get to join in on the fun. I just stay away from the orgies. Too sticky.
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