Name the randomest shit ever and I'll make it into a comic; also, my crazy stories
by, 18th October 2010 at 09:42 PM (647 Views)
Like Mizzle, I'm going to make an effort to post in all the blogs I'm part of. Also, fuck my papers, fuck schoolwork.
I'm not the best at drawing, but I enjoy making comics. My latest project, when I'm done with it, will combine Fox News, anthropomorphic buses, bananas, ankipan, a dramatization of how I skinned my finger last week, country music and the physics concept of quarks used as a magic ritual. Past stories have involved security chickens, fire extinguishers, supermarket chains in New York, and dieting. Another had cannibal tribesmen, Kangaskhan babies, the Roman Colosseum, and Monopoly. Yet another involved a journey to slay a dragon, a magic pixie mermaid, a very stubborn donkey, and bad Spanish. I even had an entire storyline called "The Great Potato War" which involved using vegetables as weapons and gunpowder eaten as healthy food, an obsessive car repairman who collected leaves and carried several relationships with vehicles, commercial breaks with Windex being advertised by an evil hamster with sunglasses, a heir-eating bush, and gameshows whose purpose was to guess why I was spontaneously laughing (which I tend to do irl). I would post them to prove it, but they're mostly old and I'm not that good at drawing and a number of you would criticize me for it. >_> They were mostly gifts to friends as well so you probably wouldn't get half of the dialogue as they are inside jokes, as well as who the hell the characters are supposed to be.
This time though, I'm going to try and use my slightly improved drawing skills to create something more accessible to the general public, while still insane. Why such random, fucked up subjects? Because they challenge my storytelling skills to make the most random of things relevant to each other. It's fun.
So, um, yeah. Anything. The only rule is that it can't be vulgar and I'm probably not going to include things I don't know of/not a fan of. Try to keep it to everyday objects and concepts. gogogogogo
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