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Name the randomest shit ever and I'll make it into a comic; also, my crazy stories

, 18th October 2010 at 09:42 PM (647 Views)

Like Mizzle, I'm going to make an effort to post in all the blogs I'm part of. Also, fuck my papers, fuck schoolwork.

I'm not the best at drawing, but I enjoy making comics. My latest project, when I'm done with it, will combine Fox News, anthropomorphic buses, bananas, ankipan, a dramatization of how I skinned my finger last week, country music and the physics concept of quarks used as a magic ritual. Past stories have involved security chickens, fire extinguishers, supermarket chains in New York, and dieting. Another had cannibal tribesmen, Kangaskhan babies, the Roman Colosseum, and Monopoly. Yet another involved a journey to slay a dragon, a magic pixie mermaid, a very stubborn donkey, and bad Spanish. I even had an entire storyline called "The Great Potato War" which involved using vegetables as weapons and gunpowder eaten as healthy food, an obsessive car repairman who collected leaves and carried several relationships with vehicles, commercial breaks with Windex being advertised by an evil hamster with sunglasses, a heir-eating bush, and gameshows whose purpose was to guess why I was spontaneously laughing (which I tend to do irl). I would post them to prove it, but they're mostly old and I'm not that good at drawing and a number of you would criticize me for it. >_> They were mostly gifts to friends as well so you probably wouldn't get half of the dialogue as they are inside jokes, as well as who the hell the characters are supposed to be.

This time though, I'm going to try and use my slightly improved drawing skills to create something more accessible to the general public, while still insane. Why such random, fucked up subjects? Because they challenge my storytelling skills to make the most random of things relevant to each other. It's fun.

So, um, yeah. Anything. The only rule is that it can't be vulgar and I'm probably not going to include things I don't know of/not a fan of. Try to keep it to everyday objects and concepts. gogogogogo

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Comments

$aturn¥oshi - 18th October 2010 09:48 PM
Needs kitties. And puppies.
F-22 - 18th October 2010 09:55 PM
Did puppies already. Kittens are a go.
$aturn¥oshi - 18th October 2010 09:56 PM
Okay. Jet fighters as well.
Marik - 18th October 2010 09:59 PM
OK, so there's an orangatun, see? And it's skateboarding, when all of a sudden, a massive water bottle comes flying out of a near window, and hits the orangatun in the head. He gets amnesia, and thinks that he's a water buffalo. So he goes to Africa and hangs out with them.
Kars - 18th October 2010 10:01 PM
cool.beans.
Jabberwocky - 18th October 2010 10:05 PM
Gilgamesh meeting a modern person.
Angad - 18th October 2010 10:07 PM
Add Seven Hookers, Seven Specifically, and I'll read it.
F-22 - 18th October 2010 10:07 PM
Marik, don't tell me how to write them

So story so far looks like: Jet fighters, orangutans, skateboards, cool beans, Gilgamesh, a white collar worker, and exactly seven hookers. What else?
Kars - 18th October 2010 10:10 PM
ice cream on dinos
F-22 - 18th October 2010 10:11 PM
Damn you guys are good. This may be a bit challenging, but I can pull it off. So far, the tentative title is "Bulbagarden needs a red light district"
Jabberwocky - 18th October 2010 10:12 PM
Originally Posted by I am not a he

Damn you guys are good. This may be a bit challenging, but I can pull it off. So far, the tentative title is "Bulbagarden needs a red light district"

I wrote a fic about a red light district. Does that count?
Jabberwocky - 18th October 2010 10:20 PM
Speaking of which, characters from my fic Bulbagarden! should appear. Totally.

~~Shameless plug? What shameless plug? I see no shameless plug~~
$aturn¥oshi - 18th October 2010 10:33 PM
Don't forget the kittens.

Specifically, Monorail Cat, Ceiling Cat, Basement Cat and Keyboard Cat.
F-22 - 19th October 2010 12:28 AM
I don't read fics. P: At all.

Meme cats are too meme-y. Maybe I will just include memes in that list.
Satoshi-kun - 19th October 2010 12:41 AM
Team Rocket getting busted for smoking marijuana.
Sublime - 19th October 2010 12:55 AM
Mewtwo being inaugurated as the President of the United States.
F-22 - 19th October 2010 01:01 AM
@Satoshi: For reasons that include the odd choices of subject matter, I would prefer not to include drugs in the mix because then people will think I was on said drug. Which kinda ruins the integrity of my work. If that makes sense. ?_?

@Insomniac: Fuck that, Mewtwo rules the fucking world if he wants to.

There's even a code name for his operation:

muahahahahaha
Satoshi-kun - 19th October 2010 01:13 AM
Originally Posted by I am not a he

@Satoshi: For reasons that include the odd choices of subject matter, I would prefer not to include drugs in the mix because then people will think I was on said drug. Which kinda ruins the integrity of my work. If that makes sense. ?_?

Aww, if you say so. I always thought that seeing Team Rocket getting busted for doing something illegal that is more real world gangster-like would be funny. Honestly, they suck at being criminals as they currently are.
F-22 - 19th October 2010 01:26 AM
I don't watch the anime too much, but aren't they supposed to? I mean it's a kid's show, the criminals aren't supposed to win...

I'll throw in Team Rocket doing something badass and illegal if you want me to.
Satoshi-kun - 19th October 2010 01:35 AM
Originally Posted by I am not a he

I don't watch the anime too much, but aren't they supposed to? I mean it's a kid's show, the criminals aren't supposed to win...

Well, yes... but you didn't say "name something normal and ordinary and I'll make it into a comic," you said "name the randomest shit ever." That's the first thing that came to my mind when I read that.

Originally Posted by I am not a he

I'll throw in Team Rocket doing something badass and illegal if you want me to.

As long as it's crazy shit, that'll be cool. :) And also, as long as they get arrested doing it.