I've seen a few staff members over my time here post "How To" blogs for those looking to become a distinguished member of the staff here at BMGf. Problem is, it's all cliches and professionalism. Follow the rules, show commitment, we don't get paid, we aren't above the law. All that horseshit. Well, allow me to cut through that horseshit.
Speaking from my experience, here is how you actually become a staff member:
1.) Join the Forums
2.) Goof around
...and that something is; I'm the one who's right.
You Liberals and Conservatives need to drop your arguments, and listen exclusively to me; the right one.
I'm so right, only I have the answers, though these answers are so complex not even I can begin to understand them.
I know these threats are true, though, as my favorite pundits told me so. And they are always right, just like me! That's why I watch them, and why you should too.