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  1. Columbia College and why I quit before I started.

    by , 11th August 2011 at 10:36 AM (Pop-Pop in the Attic: in 3D)
    It's Jacob vent time, if only to further justify my decision to myself.

    A couple weeks ago I posted I blog about my attending Columbia College Chicago at the end of this month. After going to orientation and spending some time in Chicago I realized it wasn't for me.

    I joked about being in debt for the rest of my life but, you know, once it hit me that almost $200,000 in debt at the end of four years was something I probably couldn't handle, I started doubting attending ...
  2. Sure, why not. I'll steal it too.

    by , 26th July 2011 at 10:48 PM (Pop-Pop in the Attic: in 3D)

    But I'm gonna place a limit; only 5 questions per poster. I don't want any of you fuckers posting all the numbers on me or some shit (even if saying "don't" on the interwebs is inviting it). I'm just too lazy for a one-shot 40 question post. 40 questions spaced over time? That I could do.
  3. In which I blog about what blogs were invented for blogging about; myself.

    by , 26th July 2011 at 04:46 PM (Pop-Pop in the Attic: in 3D)
    I'm not a big fan of writing about myself, but I felt this personal-update was slightly necessary.

    In one month I'll be living in Chicago. After taking (too much) time off after high school to do absolutely nothing, I'm finally going to take on this whole college thing.

    My school; Columbia College of Chicago
    My major; Film & Video (Post-Production)

    That's right, I'm officially a pretentious-ass, debt-ridden film student. Go me! Moving from ...
  4. Jacob tells you the true secret to having a good/happy life.

    by , 8th May 2011 at 11:15 PM (Pop-Pop in the Attic: in 3D)
    It's very simple, actually:

    1.) Be me.

    Oh, are you not me? Too bad, you sad fuck. Might as well go ahead and commit suicide, 'cause it ain't gonna get better.
  5. Jacob's bullying story thing.

    by , 1st May 2011 at 11:32 PM (Pop-Pop in the Attic: in 3D)
    Since I'm a human, I attended high school like the rest of you have/are/will.

    Since teenagers are illogical, defensive, confused bags of meat they say things they don't mean. Or if they do mean them, they will eventually mature out of that mindset.

    One time this dude called me a faggot.

    So I called him a faggot back.

    We bumped fists and now we are bros.

    True story.

    Now for a true story not involving me: ...
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