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Well, it's been a full half-year since I started doing this, and I gotta say, it's been fun sharing jokes and making you all laugh. To all of you who have come back day after day to enjoy my humor archive, I'd like to give you all my thanks.
However, I don't plan on keeping my blog as just a "joke du jour" area, when I have a few other things I might want to write about. That's why I've already started laying the groundwork for change. For example, I've just created a new
Five surgeons are discussing who has the best patients to operate on.
The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."
The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color-coded."
The third surgeon says, "No, I really think librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order."
The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez oil spill in Alaska was $80000. At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively saved animals were released back into the wild amid cheers and applause from onlookers. A minute later, in full view, a killer whale ate them both.
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A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire running from his waist toward
There was a case in a hospital's Intensive Care Ward where patients always died in the same bed, on Sunday Morning, at about 11 AM, regardless of their medical condition. This puzzled the doctors. Some even thought that it had something to do with the supernatural. No one could solve the mystery as to why the deaths occurred around 11 AM on Sundays.
A world-wide team of experts assembled to investigate the cause of the incidents. The next Sunday morning, a few minutes before 11 AM,