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If I Were a Girl

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Mitsuru
, 10th July 2012 at 06:38 PM (148 Views)
I would be sassy as fuck and wouldn't take any shit from guys.

There was this guy that asked my sister out, and everyone knows he's type of guy that's just trying to get laid (and she just got out of a relationship, so I suppose he thought it'd be easy?), but she just politely told him no.

If that were me, I'd make a scene and expose the little pecker for what he is. (Says the submissive gay dude with assertiveness problems.)

I'm content in being a male and all, but I'd totally fuck shit up if I were a chick, given all the crap they get. Feminists everywhere would be proud.

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  1. Ferbgor's Avatar
    If I was a girl, I would have periods once a month.

    Why didn't you kick that guy's ass? He sounds like a real douche.
  2. Contrary's Avatar
    Be all 'Guuuuuurl.*snap snap*'
  3. System Error's Avatar
    Well, that would explain why your subconscious made this pun.
  4. Mitsuru's Avatar
    Quote Originally Posted by Ferbgor
    If I was a girl, I would have periods once a month.

    Why didn't you kick that guy's ass? He sounds like a real douche.
    Dohoho.

    I was at school (I'm in "summer school" working on my independent study) and didn't find out until after the fact. I still could, but my school has a zero-tolerance policy for fighting (even if it's off-campus). Let alone the fact that I'm not one for violence.

    Quote Originally Posted by System Error
    Well, that would explain why your subconscious made this pun.
    Or I just happen to enjoy really lame puns. :P
  5. $aturn¥oshi's Avatar
    Mm-hmm.
  6. Mitsuru's Avatar
    Quote Originally Posted by $aturn¥oshi
    Mm-hmm.
    Hmm?
  7. $aturn¥oshi's Avatar
    That was my "sassy" impression.
  8. Mitsuru's Avatar
    You're already my sassy gay friend, I don't know what you're doing impressions for. :3
  9. $aturn¥oshi's Avatar
    Ha.

    In that case, let's go buy some clothes and shoes.
  10. Mitsuru's Avatar
    I'm all down for that, gurl.

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