Shipping Rants: What Would Happen If Ash Met A Swarm Of Shippers
by, 2nd January 2010 at 01:08 PM (630 Views)
This is how I think things would go down if Ash met a swarm of psycho shippers:
Pokeshippers: OH MY GOD ITS ASH!!! COME ON ASH, WE NEED TO FIND MISTY!!! NOW!!!
Ash: What? Why? She left, like, forever ago!
Advanceshippers: Don't listen to them, Ash! May is the one who needs you more!
Imageshippers: Screw that, they need each other, not Ash!
Ash: What are you people talking about???
Pearlshippers: Aw, forget these people, Ash! You need to stick with Dawn! She cares the most!
Pokeshippers: Uh, I beg to differ, who was giving the gifts out here?
Advanceshippers: Well at least May wasn't YELLING at Ash 24/7!
Pearlshippers: Shut up! What do you know? All she had to prove anything was a ribbon!
Contestshippers: Yeah, Drew has roses!
Cookieshippers: Shut up. Cookies last longer than roses.
Sapphirepearlshippers: No way! May belongs with Dawn!
Pokeshippers: And that leaves Misty for Ash...
Ash: Why would I want her??? What for???
Orangeshippers: Now hold on a second! Misty was made for Tracey!
Pokeshippers: Oh please, Misty doesn't even LIKE drawing.
Orangeshippers: What makes you think she likes Pokemon Masters?
Pokeshippers: Um, maybe because she followed Ash for like, EVER?
Advanceshippers: She wanted her freaking bike back, idiot!
Pearlshippers: You're one to talk!
Advanceshippers: Same goes to you!
Cycleshippers: SCREW IT ALL!!! SCREW IT!!! JUST GET OVER THE BIKES AND MAKE THE GIRLS LOVE EACH OTHER!!!
Poke, Pearl, Advanceshippers: STAY OUT OF THIS!!!
Ash: So confused...
Palletshippers: Don't be, Gary will protect you!
Pearlshippers: Aw, shut up. Gary ignores Ash for his own things.
Pokeshippers: Oh, and Dawn doesn't?
Pearlshippers: You stay out of this, Misty lover!
Pokeshippers: Misty lover? Watch it, Dawn wannabe!
Pearlshippers: Johto lover!
Pokeshippers: 1997 Abuser!
Ash: Err...~I am a pretty butterfree~
Orangeshippers: Will you shut up and just give Misty to Tracey? We all know she loves him!
Pokeshippers: Well if you're so against Pokeshipping why don't you just give Ash to Jessie?
Redshippers: Second that statement!
Pokeshippers: It's sarcasm, you retard!
Rocketshippers: Besides, Jessie belongs with James!
Ash: SHUT UP!!! EVERYONE JUST SHUT UP! YOU WANT ME TO GET SHIPPED WITH SOMEONE??? FINE, I'LL SHIP MYSELF WITH SOMEONE!!! Pikachu, get over here NOW!
Pikachu: What do you wa-
Poke, Advance, Pearl, Red, Palletshippers: *gasp*
Me(the lone Pikashipper): WOO! I SO TOLD YOU GUYS!!! YEAH!!!
Malevolentshippers: Well you can never tell...yet...for all we know Evil Ash could've made out with Ash like, 20 times.
Alfshippers: Hey now don't start with that. Young boys are much more subject to this kind of treatement.
Petalburgshippers: Hey, now don't start with Max!
Alfshippers: I'll do what I want!!!!!!!
*Argument resumes, Ash sneaks off with Pikachu amidst argument*
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