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Shipping Rants: What Would Happen If Ash Met A Swarm Of Shippers

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by , 2nd January 2010 at 01:08 PM (630 Views)
This is how I think things would go down if Ash met a swarm of psycho shippers:
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Pokeshippers: OH MY GOD ITS ASH!!! COME ON ASH, WE NEED TO FIND MISTY!!! NOW!!!

Ash: What? Why? She left, like, forever ago!

Advanceshippers: Don't listen to them, Ash! May is the one who needs you more!

Imageshippers: Screw that, they need each other, not Ash!

Ash: What are you people talking about???

Pearlshippers: Aw, forget these people, Ash! You need to stick with Dawn! She cares the most!

Pokeshippers: Uh, I beg to differ, who was giving the gifts out here?

Advanceshippers: Well at least May wasn't YELLING at Ash 24/7!

Pearlshippers: Shut up! What do you know? All she had to prove anything was a ribbon!

Contestshippers: Yeah, Drew has roses!

Cookieshippers: Shut up. Cookies last longer than roses.

Sapphirepearlshippers: No way! May belongs with Dawn!

Pokeshippers: And that leaves Misty for Ash...

Ash: Why would I want her??? What for???

Orangeshippers: Now hold on a second! Misty was made for Tracey!

Pokeshippers: Oh please, Misty doesn't even LIKE drawing.

Orangeshippers: What makes you think she likes Pokemon Masters?

Pokeshippers: Um, maybe because she followed Ash for like, EVER?

Advanceshippers: She wanted her freaking bike back, idiot!

Pearlshippers: You're one to talk!

Advanceshippers: Same goes to you!

Cycleshippers: SCREW IT ALL!!! SCREW IT!!! JUST GET OVER THE BIKES AND MAKE THE GIRLS LOVE EACH OTHER!!!

Poke, Pearl, Advanceshippers: STAY OUT OF THIS!!!

Ash: So confused...

Palletshippers: Don't be, Gary will protect you!

Pearlshippers: Aw, shut up. Gary ignores Ash for his own things.

Pokeshippers: Oh, and Dawn doesn't?

Pearlshippers: You stay out of this, Misty lover!

Pokeshippers: Misty lover? Watch it, Dawn wannabe!

Pearlshippers: Johto lover!

Pokeshippers: 1997 Abuser!

Ash: Err...~I am a pretty butterfree~

Orangeshippers: Will you shut up and just give Misty to Tracey? We all know she loves him!

Pokeshippers: Well if you're so against Pokeshipping why don't you just give Ash to Jessie?

Ash: WHAT?

Redshippers: Second that statement!

Pokeshippers: It's sarcasm, you retard!

Rocketshippers: Besides, Jessie belongs with James!

Ash: SHUT UP!!! EVERYONE JUST SHUT UP! YOU WANT ME TO GET SHIPPED WITH SOMEONE??? FINE, I'LL SHIP MYSELF WITH SOMEONE!!! Pikachu, get over here NOW!

Pikachu: What do you wa-

*kiss*

Poke, Advance, Pearl, Red, Palletshippers: *gasp*

Me(the lone Pikashipper): WOO! I SO TOLD YOU GUYS!!! YEAH!!!

Malevolentshippers: Well you can never tell...yet...for all we know Evil Ash could've made out with Ash like, 20 times.

Alfshippers: Hey now don't start with that. Young boys are much more subject to this kind of treatement.

Petalburgshippers: Hey, now don't start with Max!

Alfshippers: I'll do what I want!!!!!!!

*Argument resumes, Ash sneaks off with Pikachu amidst argument*

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  1. Umbrella's Avatar
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    what's up with all the shipping blog entries lately

    I mean I know mine is one of them but whatever
  2. Yoshi-san's Avatar
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    Biased blog is biased
  3. Hibiki's Avatar
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    Lolz.
  4. xXPearlshippingxX's Avatar
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    that'd be hiralous!
  5. Mijzelffan's Avatar
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    How long did you take to write this? xD
  6. ashfangirl's Avatar
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    A LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG time.
  7. Blazing Rae's Avatar
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  8. Kakuna Matata's Avatar
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    I lol'd.

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