Potty Mouth

i tried to take a dump yesterday, but only a few little nuggets came out. i knew there were more, and i grunted and strained but nothing more came out. thinking back to a few days ago when i clogged the toilet up and i had to use a plunger to unclog it, i thought "hey if it works on a toilet maybe it'll work on an ass!" obviously an actual plunger was out of the question, so i lubed up and shoved a finger up my ass and thrust it in and out trying to get the poo to come out. it didn't work so i put two fingers in. it hurt but i felt around and was able to shovel shit out. don't worry - i called no homo so its all cool.