Nuzlocke part 4: Jeans vs Shorts and the attack of the slutty ten year olds
by, 2nd September 2010 at 05:45 PM (516 Views)
I decided to go have a look around the Pewter museum before I left, I checked some cool exhibits, I tried to steal something valuable but everyone was looking at me so I just left like that.
-Thought Rock Tomb to Instrutil
-You're that creepy professor's aide, what does he want.
-Oh Running Shoes, from mom, well I guess it's better than them being from Oak but steal she couldn't give me a car or something.
-All right, let's go...oh a cute girl
-Yes, I just looked at you, you're really pretty.
-Oh you want to battle, okay but if I win you give me some
-Thanks Ryuu, thanks to you I'm getting laid.
-Wait, what do you mean I'm a mean person you're the girl that challenged, forget it I don't need whiners.
-Oh another Bug Catcher, I battled you before, I don't remember. Feliciano kill his bugs along with Ryuu.
-Yo, weird kid with the shorts, just so you know jeans are in right now, they're cooler and warmer than shorts. Oh you want to fight okay, let's see which one's better.
-Kid's Rattata couldn't go a round against my own sadly but at least DCM got a level up
-Another bug catcher defeated, I don't care about these guys anymore
-Oh another Lass, what you like the way I look at you, well I am sort of intriguing, okay same rules I beat you and you beat give me some.
-HiPS and Ryuu that wasn't too hard now was it, I'll make sure to get you to a Pokemon Center later Ryuu.
-Wow, girl's asking me to be nice, looks like she's actually going for it.
-WE'RE SORRY BUT FOR THE MOMENT THIS IMAGES ARE NOT FOR CHILDREN SO TAKE A WHILE TO DO SOMETHING ELSE WHILE I GET LAID
-30 minutes later, well that was refreshing, all right let's keep going
-Another guy with shorts, just let me know something, what are you gonna do when you grow leg hair, oh you want to switch the subject to a battle...why am I not surprised
-Ryuu only one HP left, don't worry HiPS is gonna save you.
-Good work HiPS, thanks to you we didn't lose a friend
-After I healed Ryuu I met another girl.
-YES I DID TOUCH YOU, you're just standing around there sticking your ass out what did you expect me to do.
-HiPS defeated her Jigglypuff easily
-What's this, HiPS is evolving, awesome HiPS evolved into Charmeleon
-That's it, is that a question or a statement...I'll assume it's a statement that you want to be touched more
-Today's my lucky day, twice in a row, all right let's go.
-Nidoran female get, named her Leeney
-Went to the Pokemon Center and healed my Team
-Magikarp get, named it Jack, it might be a Magikarp at a high price but if it gets me a Gyarados then I don't care.
Next time Mt. Moon
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