Blazevoir

Why do all the crazy chicks dig me?

, 6th May 2009 at 06:21 PM (430 Views)

So today, I was in the library during my lunch period (I had already eaten my lunch: salted pretzel and lemon Snapple. Yum!) and this girl (who I shall call "M") comes over and starts disrupting me from my work. I was doing my Pre-Calculus homework and she came over and starts talking to me. So M came over and saw an "I" sticker on my notebook. She then proceded to take the sticker off and put it on my Pikachu notebook and she added two "T" stickers before and after so it spelled "TIT". Then she put a bunch of heart stickers all over my notebook so Pikachu was covered in hearts and the word "TIT". M asked me why I stopped saying "Hi" to her when I pass her in the halls and I muttered that I stopped because she was a loon (which she didn't hear). Then she said she wanted me to say "Hi" to her every time I see her even if I'm getting pulled away by the mob in the hallways or if she's with her boyfriend. I don't know why I've been forced into a non-consentual friendship with this girl but I'm going to try to avoid her (and possibly her boyfriend) until she decides I'm no longer worth chasing.

Oh, and she knows where I live. SHE IS FREAKIN' CRAZY!

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Comments

Halberd Bravo - 6th May 2009 06:23 PM
She sounds like one of those really over-the-top girls from anime.

You mean they actually exist? :O Dayum.
No Prophet - 6th May 2009 06:34 PM
hehehe. Your Notebook Says tit on it.

just do what the ginger does and insult her, she will stop. It works on 1/1 membres with the username 1337.

or if you like the attention, just keep ignoring her.
TheArsenalRisen - 6th May 2009 06:55 PM
~~Nuke her~~.

-_-; Crazy chick indeed. Just ignore Ms. Crazy, that's what I do to everyone in school and it works like a charm.
No Prophet - 6th May 2009 07:08 PM
Tit. hehehehe.

Kill her with fire? Ignoring her seems to be what got him in this conudrum
1337R34P3R - 6th May 2009 07:21 PM
GODDAMNIT DCM YOU STOLE MY LINE.
Blazevoir - 6th May 2009 07:23 PM
I like the fire idea except I'm afraid her boyfriend might kill me for revenge. I'm actually considering telling him that his girlfriend has been hitting on me and maybe he'll keep her on a shorter leash, so to speak.
1337R34P3R - 6th May 2009 07:30 PM
waitwaitwait. is she hot?
Mako - 6th May 2009 07:34 PM
Originally Posted by 1337R34P3R

waitwaitwait. is she hot?

this is the critical question. because the answer changes everything either way.
1337R34P3R - 6th May 2009 07:52 PM
duh. if she's hot, go for it. screw the boyfriend (not literally; we don't want to create a love triangle)
Blazevoir - 7th May 2009 04:38 AM
Originally Posted by 1337R34P3R

waitwaitwait. is she hot?

No.
Mako - 7th May 2009 06:03 AM
Originally Posted by Blazevoir

No.

then stay the hell away. she will only lead to trouble, which apparently isn't worth it based on this answer.
1337R34P3R - 7th May 2009 07:21 PM
...unless she's a slut. in that case, the choice is up to you(r hormones)
Mitsuru - 15th May 2009 05:57 PM
Blaze, this chick is Nuckin' Futs!
Distract her with something shiny (Eevee...) and use a smoke bomb to escape.

Unless you're a pirate, then you have to chop off her psycho little arms... *Sadistic and malignant grin*
Blazevoir - 15th May 2009 06:01 PM
Already killed her with fire.
Mitsuru - 15th May 2009 06:36 PM
*Reports Blazevoir for murder*

I would've just sliced her with a Ninja-to...
(What side are you on anyway? Ninjas are better)
But you do have to tear them apart and burn them to make sure they're dead, don't you? (Twilight reference)
Blazevoir - 15th May 2009 06:43 PM
Originally Posted by Mitsuru

*Reports Blazevoir for murder*

I would've just sliced her with a Ninja-to...
(What side are you on anyway? Ninjas are better)
But you do have to tear them apart and burn them to make sure they're dead, don't you? (Twilight reference)

NO TWILIGHT ALLOWED!
Mitsuru - 15th May 2009 06:57 PM
I know... It's so horrible it burned into my mind!
I hope Pachi doesn't like it... She does have a vampire fetish... (red moon)...
Blazevoir - 15th May 2009 07:04 PM
That's not her... That's one of her Twilight fanboy friends...

You need to move on, Mitsuru. Find another 14 year old girl to obssess over.
Mitsuru - 15th May 2009 07:22 PM
I thought that other site linked on it was the friend's site.
I can't... Unless... ♥...
I wonder if I gave up Pachi, whether or not she'd kill me with a sword or electricute me to death.
Tina - 15th May 2009 07:28 PM
Originally Posted by Blaze_Voir

Find another 14 year old girl to obssess over.

(Pardon if I'm intruding or something, but since I look over the blog comments like a hawk, I couldn't help but say something. >.>.)

....Why do I get the feeling you're looking at me at me funny right now? D: