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Blog posts in my "Quotes from Missingno. Master" series, in which I post the best of what I've posted on these forums. Yeah.

  1. Quotes from Missingno. Master, part VII

    by , 28th August 2011 at 09:44 AM (Missingno. Master Presents; The Greatest Blog In The World!)
    Just when you thought it was safe to hit the blogs... it STRIKES AGAIN!

    He dumped a handful of hair on his mother's waffle, then hid in the closet.
    I once ate an apple whole and it stuck in my throat,
    I ran around insanely and made sounds like a goat.
    Eventually I swallowed it and at first felt elated,
    But several hours later I had become constipated.
    Peanut butter tacos are a very tasty treat,
    They're definitely something that you'd always
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    Updated 28th August 2011 at 10:09 AM by Missingno. Master

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  2. Quotes from Missingno. Master, part VI

    by , 15th May 2011 at 05:25 PM (Missingno. Master Presents; The Greatest Blog In The World!)
    Just when you thought the blogs were safe...

    Actually, I DID do my homework, but here's what happened. I had just completed the assignment and was heading into the kitchen to obtain a beverage. En route, however, I tripped on a dog toy and stumbled around before crashing into the window, shattering it into pieces. Thankfully, I escaped without injury, but at that moment, a very fast-moving vehicle sped past outside, and the wind it created sucked the homework out the window, whereupon
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    Updated 15th May 2011 at 11:55 PM by Missingno. Master

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  3. Quotes from Missingno. Master, part V

    by , 20th February 2011 at 07:31 AM (Missingno. Master Presents; The Greatest Blog In The World!)
    It's BAAA-AAACK!

    So they're officially confirmed now? Excellent! *coughasifserebii'swordwasn'tenoughcough*
    Not that Teams Magma and Aqua would know that. They're stupid, remember?
    Also, this is Pokemon. Where logic and common sense are optional and the laws of physics are more like guidelines.
    Miror B. will appear and use a Baffuron in battle.

    Calling it right now.
    I'd like this more if it didn't throw my genius guess of Gangpants
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    Updated 15th May 2011 at 11:55 PM by Missingno. Master

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  4. Quotes from Missingno. Master, part IV

    by , 30th December 2010 at 10:33 AM (Missingno. Master Presents; The Greatest Blog In The World!)
    It's BAA-AACK!

    Yeah, but this is Team Rocket we're talking about here. They're not supposed to be fair.
    LOL, I can actually see this catching on. What's the betting that in Generation VI, you can't nickname anything "glorgnack"?

    Though I don't really see it catching on completely and entirely. "GARY MOTHERGLORGNACKING OAK" or "GLORGNACK YEAH SEAKING!".... OK, they made me laugh.

    And wait, Dragonite can be found by
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    Updated 18th January 2011 at 08:42 PM by Missingno. Master

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  5. Quotes from Missingno. Master, part III

    by , 23rd September 2010 at 08:26 PM (Missingno. Master Presents; The Greatest Blog In The World!)
    Yeah, I couldn't wait that long to post another one. Here we go!

    oh. oh. i is noes this. is staryu. oh duh.


    no no wiat, is ekans.


    yous is both wrong. is clearly mewthree.


    ...Yeah, anyone who can't see that that is a Dragonite skeleton needs to get their eyes examined.

    With a mustache.
    Meow you see it, meow you don't.

    /bad pun

    With a mustache.
    And just
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    Updated 18th January 2011 at 08:43 PM by Missingno. Master

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