Toys

Please note that the following blog entry should be read at high speeds.

A very interesting thing happened to me during my lunch break. Despite knowing I was going to have a lunch break, for which one traditionally packs a lunch (to be eaten during the lunch break, you see), I did not prepare a lunch ahead of time, and thus was deprived of any of the joy usually related to turkey sandwiches, or string cheese, or cranberry juice, the three components which primarily compose most of ...

I'm bored, and that "1" floating next to my "blog entries" was looking a little weird, so I figured I'd post a list of the Transformers toys I currently want, regardless of whether they're upcoming or older than dirt. Bear with me, folks; this will take a while.

• Device Label Blaster. The original Blaster was obscenely huge. Normally, a transfan has to be able to forgive scale issues, but I'm getting Blaster as a complement to my Soundwave, so having one tower above

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