Sophisticated Ignorance

My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the King of a blog called Bel Air

On the IPGL, born and raised
On the forum was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all talking some Pokemon outside of school
When a couple of trolls
Who were up to no good
Startin making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little flame war and my Mod got scared
She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in BMGF'

I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my DS and sent me on my way
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.
I put my Ipod on and said, 'I might as well kick it'.

First class, yo this is bad
Posting RMT's out of a my Shoddy Team.
Is this what the people of Bel-Air living like?
Hmmmmm this might be alright.

But wait, I hear the trolls there like to whine and all that
Is this the type of place that they should send this cool cat?
I don't think so
I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the King of Bel-Air

Well uh, the plane landed and when I came out
There was a dude who looked like a Mod standing there with my name out
I ain't trying to get arrested yet.
I just got here!
I sprang with the quickness, like lightening disappeared

I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said LULZ and it had goatse bawws in the mirror
If anything I can say is that this cab was rare
But I thought 'Man forget it' - 'Yo home to Bel Air'

I pulled up to the house about seven or eight
And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later'
I looked at the Blogs
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air




Slightly Changed Version.

(BMGF=Bel Air)