Fuck summer, fuck the sun, etc.
I cannot stress my hatred of this goddamn heat enough.
So, a band that I follow on Facebook recently posted that they had made a Twitter account. A friend of ours posted (most likely jokingly) "What the fuck is Twitter?" So, I go on to explain what Twitter is.
Twitter is a social media platform that was invented by birds. Basically, you have to fly up to a telephone line, tap your feet on it numerous times (without going over the limit), and then you tweet to announce to Twitter that your post is complete. That is called Tweeting.
Updated 6th June 2013 at 12:41 AM by Satoshi-kun