This happened yesterday night
so we were in the car on our way home and...
sister: ugh why do big trucks have to go on small roads
mom: to get to the other side
mom: you know like the chicken
me: I dream of a world where chickens can cross roads without having their ulterior motives questioned
sister: she got that from the internet, cite your sources
me: well, you know Owl City right I was quoting him
So, a new commercial for a new anime, eh?
I SO CAN NOT WAIT <333333333
Now that people are obsessing over new types, it's time I come up with my own, because I'm important. Earth: Torterra will be that type. Wood: Pokémon that live in the forest will have that type. Mist: Because we need it. Plant: Pokémon that are based on plants will have that type. Whisper: Pokémon that are quite. Scream: For loud Pokémon. Blind: Pokémon that don't have eyes. Stupid: If the Pokémon has low IQ. Smart: If the Pokémon
I am not sure where this phrase originated, but it was constantly hammered into my head by my parents growing up. I don't want to sound like your grandmother or miserable old aunt who berates you for everything you do and don't do, but people nowadays don't have any fucking manners or respect.
I find it so irritating when I go into a store, and I give the cashier a cheery "Good Afternoon!" and they just respond to me with some sort of dry, half dead "Hi". Seriously,
I mean...wow. I was up basically all night, but still managed to get up at a reasonable hour.
Also there's a bigass PS2-era GTA race that started, and is still going on because San Andreas is long as shit. Like wat.