Mozz

If you're canoeing up a tree backwards and a wheel pops off, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon?

Do you currently have a long-term girlfriend or do you prefer one night stands?

41) ?
42) Yes, bachelor's in economics.
43) Cancer.
44) I prefer variety. If I can actually stand to deal with one of them longer than a few dates, I will lock them up, but that is a severe rarity.

The NFL Network recently voted Jerry Rice the No. 1 player of all time. Who are some of your favorite players playing now as well as back then?

Do you feel the NFL is becoming too soft and do you think there will be a work stoppage next year?

Do you have a favorite team?

How are you going to get the ten seconds you lost by reading this sentence back?

45) Lawrence Taylor kicked fucking ass. My current favorite is Peyton Manning. The difference between him and everyone else is ridiculous.
46) I am totally okay with them protecting players, but I'd rather see new helmets than fining everyone for normal play. No work stoppage, too much money at risk.
47) Jaguars, but not really that big of a fan.
48) Masturbating again.

Are we buds?

Nice question, Jabber! XD

Hey, Mozz, why are you online so often these days? *surprised*

And, eh... are we friends?

Who'd win in a fight between a shark and a bear?
What was better, 90's Bulbagarden or 90's UPN?
Would you think dirty thoughts about your hot cousin?

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Why did this Journal die?