Hyatt

I used to go to a cartoon/anime/manga art class. The reason I stopped going was because there was a flood of weeaboos and they all ganged up on me. The king of the weeaboos was this fat, hairy gorilla of a guy who sounded loud and nerdy with a slight lisp. He carried a Pokemon plushie around with him in his jacket and he couldn't shut up about this one trip he had to Japan.

He went on and on about how great Japan is. I told him that one reason I'd not like to live in Japan is because I like having a nice big, green lawn. Then one of the other weeaboos looked at me as if I had just said that I ate poop for breakfast. The king weeaboo was like OMG JAPPAN HAZ LAND 2! And I was like YOU don't know much about Japan for someone who's been there.

Then he goes on about how "godly" Japanese music is even though Britain is known for having some of the best music around. He also brags how he buys onigiri (says it with the accent and it sounds really out of place and stupid) from his local convenience store and he lives in Bensonhurst, Brooklyn. I'm sure they also have shrines and tori gates there too, bud.

Plus, there's those people who hate dubs even though they're actually good dubs like Azumanga Daioh. They complain about Osaka's "Texan" accent which is actually a Southern accent and complaining that she has an accent is the dub is not valid because she has a Kansai accent in the original. Meh, I don't even like Azumanga Daioh anymore so what's the point.

And then there are those people who think they know Japanese like "neko, kawaii, desu, baka". I feel like saying "Omae ga baka na jin desu." (you're the stupid persion.) because I actually know quite a bit of Japanese grammar and am actually getting the hang of the wa/ga difference.

btw, the king weeaboo wasn't even the usual white person, he was Israeli.