Happiny's Little Corner of Paradise

Just Spock:

"Fascinating."

(about a Tribble): "A curious creature. Its trilling seems to have a tranquilizing effect on the Human nervous system. Fortunately, of course, I am ... immune ... to ... its ... effect..."

"Logic is little tweeting bird chirping in meadow. Logic is wreath of pretty flowers that smell bad."


"Nowhere am I so desperately needed as among a shipload of illogical Humans." ...

H=Hank
D=Dean

D: Hank! I had my pubes shaved. I'm gonna put them under the pillow for the tooth fairy!
H: Did the doctor see that creepy dog dork of yours?
Dr. Venture: Hank, don't brag to your brother about your circumcision.

Brock Samson: Now, Hank, touch your throat. That tube you feel is your trachea. Think of it as your handle. That thing your thumb is on is your carotid artery. Think of it as your button. I want you to grab the handle, ...

H=Hank
D=Dean


H: (trying to pick a lock) Double dammit!
D: Hank, you said the double-d word!

H: This place is tits!

H: Well, sure. H.E.L.P.eR. looks like a dried-out turd on a bad stretch of road.

H and D: Phantom Space Man!

H: Who is that hoodrat Brock's talking to? He can get any shorty he wants!

H: Well, when I was my age, I jumped off my roof, in a Batman costume. I think. I might ...

I recently purchased the complete season 8 of the original Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles cartoon. After watching it and experiencing the beginning of what we the TMNT fans call the "Red Sky" episodes, I decided to do a review.

Now, you may be wondering, what the heck do I mean by "Red Sky" episodes? Well, the skies in the cartoon went from a pleasant sky blue with fluffy white clouds to a deep red with sickly grey clouds. Also, the episodes were a little darker ...

Have any of you guys have people yell and scream at you all day, and it makes you feel like utter shit? I'm going through something like this right one, and it hurts so bad.