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Why Charizard is the dumbest starter from Red and Blue

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by , 3rd September 2012 at 11:41 AM (531 Views)
1. Worst cry

Venusaur's is like this primal scream or some shit, and Blastoise sounds like it's a mechanical monster, mechagodzilla or something. When you hear those cries you know shit's about to get real. But Charizard? So weak, like an OH NO.

2. Worst sprites

Who the hell does it think it is, a hobo? Why is it hunched over like it is? People give Blastoise shit for being fat, but uh-uh. Charizard's the problem here.

3. It does not have fucking cannons on its back.

That derpy puff the magic dragon wannabe is no match for the clout of the bossest turtle around. Yes, bosser than TMNT.

4. Razor Leaf is fucking cool

Basically always crits. Hell yeah, motherfucker.

5. It arbitrates the use of Butterfree

If you want any hope of beating Brock "The Rock" Johnson, you'll have to use that ugly mother who should've been Venomoth. Who cares about easy mode when that worthless butterfly is involved?
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  1. Ghetsis-Dennis's Avatar
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    I smell a bandwagon, and thank you for providing me an example on why Charizard is the worst Pokemon ever by the majority here in BMGF.
  2. Polkadot Jolteon's Avatar
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    Well put, my friend. You have successfully stacked up almost every argument against the use of Charizard.

    And when I say "almost every" I really mean... Well...
  3. Shiny Shinx's Avatar
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    lol. This screams of bandwagon.

    But everyone knows why Cubone is the best Pokemon ever.
  4. TheMissingno.'s Avatar
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    5. It arbitrates the use of Butterfree

    If you want any hope of beating Brock "The Rock" Johnson, you'll have to use that ugly mother who should've been Venomoth. Who cares about easy mode when that worthless butterfly is involved?
    Ever heard of Nidoran and Mankey? N00b.
  5. System Error's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheMissingno.
    Ever heard of Nidoran and Mankey? N00b.
    @TheMissingno.; just proved he doesn't realize Mankey wasn't that early in RB and Nidoran only got early Double Kick in Yellow.

    lern the lore pleb
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  6. Takaki's Avatar
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    I'm tempted to set up a thread where people can simulator challenge me to a game where I have to use Charizard just to annoy people when they lose.
  7. Phoenixphlare's Avatar
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    Venusaur is worse later on dude. Good against the first 3 gyms but that's it really. It's good against part of Giovanni's team and part of Bruno's team and the rest kinda defence wise. Risking against Lorelei's. Crap against Sabrina which is one of the hardest gym. pointless against against Agatha's team Okay against One member of Lance's team. Bad against blaine bad against Koga. Still want to tell me Bulbasaur is easier.
  8. System Error's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wyvernphlare
    Venusaur is worse later on dude. Good against the first 3 gyms but that's it really. It's good against part of Giovanni's team and part of Bruno's team and the rest kinda defence wise. Risking against Lorelei's. Crap against Sabrina which is one of the hardest gym. pointless against against Agatha's team Okay against One member of Lance's team. Bad against blaine bad against Koga. Still want to tell me Bulbasaur is easier.
    @Wyvernphlare; slightly less of a pleb, speaking as if Charizard with its lack of flying moves and only one gym it's worth a damn against is any better. I mean, for the same reason that Venusaur is a risk against Lorelei, Charizard is useless against her. It won't help much on Bruno (esp. because of Onix), Giovanni (same story except against Rhydon and such), and sucks against everything of Lance's. There's way better against Sabrina and Koga, and fighting Fire with Fire never was the brightest idea.

    It can burn through the bugs early on, but if Caterpie and Weedle are a serious problem, there wasn't much hope for you to begin with.
  9. Infinity Mk-II's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wyvernphlare
    Venusaur is worse later on dude. Good against the first 3 gyms but that's it really. It's good against part of Giovanni's team and part of Bruno's team and the rest kinda defence wise. Risking against Lorelei's. Crap against Sabrina which is one of the hardest gym. pointless against against Agatha's team Okay against One member of Lance's team. Bad against blaine bad against Koga. Still want to tell me Bulbasaur is easier.
    On the later gyms type advantages are kind of irrelevant because you have access to whatever other pokémon that you should use. The starter only really matters for the first three gyms where your options are limited. Then you can get an Arcanine/Ninetales, Dragonite, Vaporeon/Jolteon, Electabuzz, Cloyster, Slowbro... Even Dugtrio which you can get pretty early is boss, specially spamming fissure.
  10. Phoenixphlare's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Infinity Mk-II
    On the later gyms type advantages are kind of irrelevant because you have access to whatever other pokémon that you should use. The starter only really matters for the first three gyms where your options are limited. Then you can get an Arcanine/Ninetales, Dragonite, Vaporeon/Jolteon, Electabuzz, Cloyster, Slowbro... Even Dugtrio which you can get pretty early is boss, specially spamming fissure.
    Some people like using their starters though as they are stronger than most pokes
  11. Lord Clowncrete's Avatar
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    @Takaki;

    I want to see you doing that.XD
  12. Bishie Karis-chan's Avatar
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    That derpy puff the magic dragon wannabe
    I didn't know this blog post was about Dragonite.

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