Why am I so badass in dreams
by, 28th July 2012 at 11:00 AM (142 Views)
Hopping across rocks over lava (that somehow ended up in a fucking college), countertroll people because it's fun, and when an intruder enters my home I intimidate the fuck out of the guy, pin him against the wall, and whisper "get the fuck out" to him like a deranged rapist.
Now in real life, I am pretty agile, trolling is not very effective on me, and though I have yet to test the latter of them, there was that one time when I was like 14 and visiting the grandparents that I stayed behind in the car (playing my Pokemons) and when some guy opened the passenger door in presumably to steal it I gave him a deathglare (and he said he had the wrong car and proceeded to go to one like 6 spaces away - I was prepared to choke with the game link if things got ugly), so I presume that going a little further - especially to some terrified kid - wouldn't be too far out of the realm of possibility.
Also for some reason user @Musashi; made a cameo. Forgot how, but the name was there. Maybe I was just browsing Bulbagarden in the dream, I dunno.
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