[17:51:52] <Eevee1> ...Wow.
[17:51:59] <Eevee1> A federal prison supervisor was caught being...
[17:52:02] <Eevee1> um...
[17:52:09] <Eevee1> taken from behind by a male inmate.
[17:52:31] <Eevee1> In return for servicing the supervisor, the inmate was to have received cigarettes.
[17:52:45] <Sornaensis> sounds like a fair deal
[17:52:58] <Eevee1> Sounds like the supervisor got a cigar.
[17:53:08] <Sornaensis> r u turned on
[17:53:13] <Eevee1> Nope.
[17:53:38] <SirZistamOfAhrir> wait wait wait wait wait
[17:53:46] <SirZistamOfAhrir> was the supervisor a guy or a girl
[17:53:53] <Eevee1> Guy.
[17:53:58] <SirZistamOfAhrir> wat
[17:55:24] <Eevee1> FBI Arrests Prison Supervisor In Sex Scandal | The Smoking Gun
[17:55:26] <Legion> FBI Arrests Prison Supervisor In Sex Scandal | The Smoking Gun
[17:55:37] <Eevee1> Don't read if you're turned off by gay sex.
[17:56:19] <SirZistamOfAhrir> are you implying that you - having read it - are in fact, turned on by gay sex?
[17:56:38] <Eevee1> Are you implying that you're a moron?
[17:56:48] <SirZistamOfAhrir> you said not to read if i'm turned off by gay sex
[17:56:54] <SirZistamOfAhrir> i thought the same would apply in reverse
[17:57:06] <SirZistamOfAhrir> :P
[17:57:09] <Eevee1> Fine.
[17:57:21] <Eevee1> If the gay sex is too extreme, the male body is able to detect it and abort the reading.
[17:58:17] <SirZistamOfAhrir> how extreme would it have to be for yours to abort it?
[17:58:22] <SirZistamOfAhrir> hypothetically
[17:58:33] <Eevee1> Fuck off.
[17:58:39] <Kevin> balls touching?
[17:58:51] <SirZistamOfAhrir> totally only gay if the balls touch man
[17:58:58] <Kevin> ya