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So right now, my brother is getting his moobs chopped off.

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Moobs being what he calls his man boobs. He's a bit of a chubby one, he is (mind you not really super fat, but chubby), and he was also born with an extra Y chromosome. Whatever contributed to it though, it's fucked him up pretty bad.

Now, when it comes to girls, most men I know like boobs. Others like their ass. Both very good and valid things to like! Legs are also an asset some enjoy, and others like more romantic parts like their hair or their eyes. Wanna know what part of a woman my brother likes? He likes their pussy. I mean, what the fuck, those things are FUCKING NASTY!! Yeah yeah, they're good to stick your dinger in, and they look okay from the outside, but on the inside, god damn son!!! Almost makes me wanna become a flamer - and not the kind that insults people either!!! All because his "moobs" messed with his psyche so much that he doesn't like'em on women!!!! Fucked the hell up!!!

But yeah, today is the day, and this moment is the moment where he gets them reduced to a shell of their former self. Not "chopped off", mind you like I said, but something I forgot. I think he said the fat's going to be sucked out of them.

I believe this is only the second or third time he's gone in for surgery, compared to my zero. The first was when we were little, and some big kid smashed him in the side of the head with a metal hockey stick. I don't know what provoked it (I was there but I was talking to my friend and therefore distracted), but it caused some swelling and an infection, and it had to be removed, leading to a scar which he still has to this day. I think the guy who did it got 5-10 years for armed robbery a few years later, too.

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  1. podin's Avatar
    Well, when I was like 5, I had one of my testicles operated...something was apparently wrong with it.
  2. 1337R34P3R's Avatar
    Every time i try and get mad at you for saying something fucking dumb, you go along and post something like this. god bless you, man.

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