Since when is today March 27th (Expired donuts, drunkedness, and other junk)
by, 25th March 2009 at 10:02 PM (331 Views)
So today, I was hungry. It was around the time I got back from the mall, but tiredness and hunger both stopped me from doing anything. So enter the recently bought donuts! They were a kind from a brand that I will report on later as to help you avoid treachery as well (right now I feel nice sitting down on my...wooden chair?), but they were of the fluffy frosted variety. And they had raspberry jam filling! Only problem is, they tasted kind of funny. I, not being an expert on food, just put it off as my odd tastes and resumed eating.
EDIT: ANNETTE'S!!! THEY are the perpatrators!!!! I'm not sure if it's just a local brand or not, but if it's not, BEWARE!!!
It's only later I learned that it was not just me. Apparantly, the raspberry jam had fermented into...get this...WINE! Well, the potentially good news stops there, as it wasn't very alcoholic. I suffered from none of the usual side-effects of drinking. Okay, maybe hobbling around, but that was just part of tiredness and may have been a placebo effect. The only thing it noticably and definitely did was give me an upset stomach later. Which I still have! I did get some sleep (2 hours, but meh) after eating a more appropriate meal in the form of pizza, though I kind of expected myself to throw up at that point. Good thing I have a strong stomach and didn't! If I did it when I was lying down...actually, it'd be pretty amusing to watch. Barf flying through the air. At least until it lands back on me.
Checking the expiry date on the donuts said March 27th. So either the donuts went through a timewarp, or there is a scandal afoot!
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