Pokemon Speedrunner werster's quote of the day
by, 26th April 2013 at 03:21 AM (5052 Views)
(Technically was the day after when he said it!)
Like imagine a marching band, right? A marching band. It's got like 200 people. Now imagine a chainsaw. Now imagine on each one of the edges of that chainsaw...has a dick. Of one of those fucking people in that marching band. A chainsaw with 200 fucking dicks on it. Every single one of those fucking dicks is one of my runs. Now imagine every single one of those fucking dicks ejaculating at the exact same moment; that's the FUCKING taste in my mouth right now. FUCK this game!~ werster 2013, raging after dying to Red in his Gold speedrun
It was such an amazing run too. After cranking us and pretending he made it...he started more runs. Then busted this rant out of nowhere. Like, how the hell does he come up with this stuff?
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