The Live Wire

"He just keeps on whippin' out this huge-arse dick, and my Wartortle just keeps on bendin' over. Which is stupid!"

~ werster 2012, in response to getting beaten on the Nugget Bridge rival fight 4 runs in a row

I swear, anyone who says you need to keep your cool needs to be enlightened. This guy's legit, and he gets mad. Like, in the best and most entertaining way possible. I watch this guy every day, and he's just amazing to watch from both a watching-the-game-get-destroyed and watching-the-game-destroy-him perspective.