The Live Wire

I didn't wake up too late, and that Zelda Classic quest I watched was the funniest fucking shit ever. A combination of Engrish, a horribly convoluted storyline, and impressive if questionable design made for the most random-ass shit ever.

Sephiroth randomly shows up impersonating Vaati (who is dead), who was being aided by Sigma who was trying to turn humans into reploids, except the real Vaati is dead, only to revive with the power of the lightforce, which is really part of the triforce. Knil/Link's traveling companion/girlfriend Myra is really her sister Niera, who is actually dead, who got revived (the first time) with the power of Jenova. She dies again during the final sequence because she has the power of the lightforce in her, which the REAL Vaati uses to revive. Jenova returns anyway as a ghost and turns on Sephiroth after he sends a billion enemies after you. Also she is randomly turned back into Niera. Then gets placed in a box while you fight all four final forms of Vaati. The mastermind behind it all? DR. WILY Who you never fight or see. Also Ganondorf's granddaughter is randomly in and part of the bestest ending, you can get to her...simply by going left in the final room before the point of no return, which is a room you've been to twice before and had the Happy Mask Salesman selling stuff at cheap prices the previous two times.

Did you follow that all? Me neither.