The Live Wire

werster's Pidgeot was trolled by Mork's Pidgeot, and then his faster Raichu with Crabhammer. But his weak-ass Nidorina managed to weaken and poison it, so it just became a matter of outstalling him while he used useless moves like Whirlwind. It got down to one health with poison left. His flying Machop can't quite get the job done, his Graveler is bodied because the AI uses Crabhammer. He thinks he's dead because the AI is sure to use Crabhammer against his Charizard...but nope, it's KOFFING!!!! ...

- Going to sleep so late in summer the sun is already starting to rise up
- Waking up so late in winter the sun is already starting to set

Either one is pretty fucking bad, though.

It looks like the potato wedges they make up here are different from the ones they make down on BC's coast. I don't think I like these ones; the skin part is too unattached to the potato part. Also, they're more expensive. On the bright side, the corn dogs have sticks in them and they still have $100 Mastercards. So that's all good.

KOFFING USED SELFDESTRUCT? WHAT THE FUUUUCK?

~ werster 2012, rhyming when Koga's Koffing used Selfdestruct which it never does

Blastoise is KTFO by this, and since one Pokemon is used in a speedrun (okay, two in FRed which he was doing, but Zapdos isn't being used yet), it was gg. But not a reset, because he's racing to the finish of Elite 4 Round 2 vs. the guy who took the record from.

I knew it. Pushed my luck too far, and I woke up at 3PM. Not good in the slightest. I mean in my defense, it was all my body's fault for not wanting to shut itself off. But it could be worse I suppose.