The Live Wire

I've been doing around an average of 2 blogs a day in the past 9 months or so I've been doing this. It's really not all that difficult, really. I just do one blog sometime after midnight, and another sometime after waking up. Others are spread throughout the day as I feel the urge to make them.

So we got some packs of soda, and he decided, "hey, since it's cold outside, we'll put'em out there!" Yeah. I thought they'd be stolen or something, but turns out that was the least of our worries. But we left'em out there nonetheless.

So I went to get one, and found them to be freezing. Not the good way, either, I'm talking ice baby. Not completely, mind you, but well on the way t it. That's what -11C weather does to things. Needless to say, we brought them inside in quite ...

Not even college or anything? Anyone? Nothing? I mean, I know Pokemon is supposed to be a kids thing and all, so it's to be expected, but...you know, I don't know where I'm going with this. Probably somewhere good, though what exactly I am unsure of!

The filling that fell out? The good news is, i've got an appointment. Hell yeah, motherfucker! The bad news is, it's on the 17th. God damn it. I got in like right away when I got my most recent work done, but now when I really need it, it has to wait. Yeah, it's like in this world, sometimes, it's all like "fuck you mate you suck cock".

So basically, I was playing multiplayer Ghostbusters. Now, one guy I was playing with couldn't hear another guy, so I kept making up stuff that he supposedly "said" to the other guy. WARNING: These are strongly paraphrased and unfunny. But it was a riot at the time. It's something you just had to be there to experience in full.

Me: He said your mom's a whore.
Victim: What the f-no I didn't!
Me: Yes you did.

Last two lines basically set the tone ...