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The Live Wire is a fast-paced, action-filled blog filled with the collection of a now fairly known user's thoughts on events as they happen. The updates were intended to be short and sweet, though that was never really adhered to on a consistent basis. The content covered ranges wildly, from the latest and greatest to the criminally unknown, from opinions some may find disagreeable to irresistibility of varying qualifications. You may be entertained. You may be offended. You may be enlightened. You may even be disgusted. Is it a simple idea spiraled out of control? Perhaps. But it's all part of the ride. Prepare yourself.

  1. System Error's Ultra Mega Kickass Nxt Generation 5 Essay Episode 2x-1=1 solve for x

    by , 7th April 2010 at 06:32 PM (The Live Wire)
    So I have an uncle who works for Nintendo, see, and he told me everything there is to know about Generation 5, or as I like to call it, 5 Gs.

    Yes, I know everything. No, I'm not releasing them all right away. The reason for holding them back is that this is a remake of the official Japanese Brawl site. Only difference: We reveal them once a day whenever while the official site gave you just one new element once a weekday at Japan Time.

    But let's start with the basics, ...
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  2. Don't know what he did to get hammered, but shiningbuizel did have a point

    by , 7th April 2010 at 05:41 PM (The Live Wire)
    Some of the speculation presented as reality is downright hilarious. I don't even want to go over it, because you can find it just by looking in the board. In fact, I at one point considered making my own in jest, just like Dale Gribble is doing, dang it. It'd be fun. After all, the shit I'd come up couldn't be as bad as the worst of the worst! But it'd just be...

    ...aw, hell, let's do this LEEEEEEEEROOOOOOOOOYYYYYYY JEEEEENNNNNKIIIIIIIINNNNNSSSSSSS!!!!!
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  3. The computer in Dissidia is such a faggot (2)

    by , 7th April 2010 at 03:23 AM (The Live Wire)
    So I've established the computer loves abusing the summonstones you gathered, only those you've gathered and using them against you.

    To give an example of how annoying this gets, take this example. I was Jecht, and fighting a low level Firion. I was destroying his Bravery, when Phoenix went off. If Bravery is reduced to 0, it gets broken and the other character gains a lot of bravery (more damage), but Phoenix prevents that from happening and resets the brave. So a second after it ...
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  4. WEIRD SHIT SYSTEM ERROR SAW #2

    by , 6th April 2010 at 04:45 PM (The Live Wire)
    - A quadruple-parked car

    Actually, I saw this when I went to the movies with my older brother a while back, but forgot to post it. I only remembered it because of an episode of The Simpsons I saw last night. Yeah, as we were trying to find a place to park, we see an empty space. We go to pull in, and find that we can't, as there's a car there. And in the space next to it. And in the spaces across from those. Taking up FOUR SPACES IN TOTAL.

    It was still there when we ...
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  5. The computer in Dissidia is such a faggot.

    by , 6th April 2010 at 05:14 AM (The Live Wire)
    Got a shiny Summonstone? Well, fuck you, because it's going to use it against you, and not only that it will COUNTERPICK whatever you got on you.

    Packing Magic Pot for the Exdeath leveling trick? Better hope you don't have Typhon either, else he can flip you the bird and take you down to a useless triple digit number.

    Using Auto-Carbuncle? The computer will have something that protects against it if you have something that can, such as Bahamut or Phoenix.
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